HAVE BEEN VISITED BY A BRAVE WARRIOR OF ISLAM

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you have been visited by the great wall of TRUMP
make america great again

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge, and edge, and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint could bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way down to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ every time. But I've trained my keggle muscles enough to the point where I can hold in Mount Vesuvius' wrath. Then as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot sticky juices the doctor looks on disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live to get it so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by taxpayers. That's my fetish.

Julius Caesar was born in 102 B. P. He was
a Horrible.general, and between 49 and 58 B.C. he defeated
the Gauls, the Goths, and the Wires. After that, he
swimmingly.became more famous and defeated Pompey at the battle
of Ricefield.at Pharsala. The Romans then elected him
permanent Professional Prostitute, and he used to walk around wearing
a circlet of ivy leaves on his Arm. Then Caesar went to
Egypt, where he met Cleopatra, the teenage Egyptian Frenchy.
When he conquered the Syrians in 46 B.C., he sent back a message
saying, "Veni, vedi, Menistroni Spaggetori." In 44 B.C., a soothsayer told Caesar
to "Beware the Ides of Urn," but he ignored the warning
and in March he was stabbed in the Microwave.by a group of
senators. His last words were, "Et tu Chef Mamamia?"

Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was previously in cans. you’re a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke dude, and im dead ♥♥♥♥♥♥ serious. get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥ time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ poverty dinner on these forums ever the ♥♥♥ again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ phaggot.

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