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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Se desbloqueó el 26 DIC 2014 a las 4:16 p. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Se desbloqueó el 27 DIC 2014 a las 9:22 a. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Se desbloqueó el 27 DIC 2014 a las 12:40 p. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Se desbloqueó el 27 DIC 2014 a las 12:18 p. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Se desbloqueó el 27 DIC 2014 a las 9:39 a. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Se desbloqueó el 27 DIC 2014 a las 12:16 p. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Se desbloqueó el 27 DIC 2014 a las 12:59 p. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Se desbloqueó el 28 DIC 2014 a las 7:01 a. m.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Se desbloqueó el 28 DIC 2014 a las 7:40 a. m.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Se desbloqueó el 28 DIC 2014 a las 8:30 a. m.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Se desbloqueó el 30 DIC 2014 a las 11:26 a. m.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Se desbloqueó el 26 DIC 2014 a las 4:15 p. m.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Se desbloqueó el 5 ABR 2016 a las 9:37 a. m.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2023 a las 4:36 p. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Se desbloqueó el 28 DIC 2014 a las 8:21 a. m.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Se desbloqueó el 28 DIC 2014 a las 8:32 a. m.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Se desbloqueó el 28 DIC 2014 a las 7:05 a. m.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Se desbloqueó el 30 DIC 2014 a las 10:52 a. m.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2023 a las 4:38 p. m.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Se desbloqueó el 27 DIC 2014 a las 12:40 p. m.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Se desbloqueó el 28 DIC 2014 a las 7:00 a. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Se desbloqueó el 28 DIC 2014 a las 6:20 a. m.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Se desbloqueó el 28 DIC 2014 a las 7:02 a. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Se desbloqueó el 28 DIC 2014 a las 7:30 a. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Se desbloqueó el 27 DIC 2014 a las 10:21 a. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Se desbloqueó el 27 DIC 2014 a las 12:44 p. m.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Se desbloqueó el 17 DIC 2016 a las 4:58 p. m.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Se desbloqueó el 5 ABR 2016 a las 7:58 a. m.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Se desbloqueó el 17 ABR 2023 a las 4:48 p. m.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Se desbloqueó el 9 ABR 2016 a las 4:49 p. m.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Se desbloqueó el 30 DIC 2014 a las 11:27 a. m.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Se desbloqueó el 5 ABR 2016 a las 8:40 a. m.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Se desbloqueó el 5 ABR 2016 a las 9:47 a. m.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Se desbloqueó el 9 ABR 2016 a las 5:10 p. m.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Se desbloqueó el 17 DIC 2016 a las 4:43 p. m.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Se desbloqueó el 17 DIC 2016 a las 6:03 p. m.

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Se desbloqueó el 5 ABR 2016 a las 8:26 a. m.

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Se desbloqueó el 5 ABR 2016 a las 8:03 a. m.

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Se desbloqueó el 5 ABR 2016 a las 9:25 a. m.

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Se desbloqueó el 7 ABR 2016 a las 9:06 a. m.



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
8 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
20 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
5 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
0 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
25 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
3 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
12 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
10 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
1,305 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
7 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
0 / 10
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