Wanna read some cringey stuff I wrote ten years ago? You absolutely do:


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After the fall of the Old Gods at The Pit of 2756 Dooms, Taenarius, created by the energy that was left from the little that was left of the gods, mixed with some general feeling of dread (the 357th doom found in The Pit of 2756 Dooms) was born (on the other side of the planet of course, you'd have to be crazy to enter The Pit of 2756 Dooms, or P2756D for short). That was long ago. Now Taenarius spends his time heroically searching for a way to revive his kin by playing video games on steam, instead of going back to The Pit of 2756 Dooms (because as implied earlier, it really isn't safe there). Will he succeed on his quest to save the Old Gods? What is the mysterious Pit of 2756 Dooms? Does this description feel unnecessarily padded? Why are you still reading? What will I eat for breakfast tomorrow? How is everybody doing? Find answers to these questions and more, next time on THE ADVENTURES OF TAENARIUS!