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Recent reviews by sisu

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6 people found this review helpful
1.2 hrs on record
How unfortunate that the only game of this franchise is gacha trash. It deserves better than this and so do the fans. It is an insult to all fans other than the 0.001% who are actually going to waste thousands to fully experience everything. As if it couldn't be any worse, minimal effort was put into optimizing it for PC; it is just blatant laziness and greed pretty much just directly copying the mobile version. There were also seven instances of connection issues during the first hour. Anyone who wants to actually play this might as well do it on mobile as there is just no reason to play it on PC.
Posted 17 July.
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5.4 hrs on record
Got it just for the RuneScape graphics; wish there were more like it. Stamina drains too quickly and recovers too slowly; this is a common complaint that needs to be addressed. The only other major issue with the game is it is way too short especially for the price. It could be completed in less than two hours but I took my time exploring every area and still finished in less than six hours. I had no use for most of the items since it was so short. The large variety of weapons, armor, spells, etc. make the game feel like it is just a demo of a full game that has much more content. There is not much replay value and won't be until the NG+ feature is finally added, whenever that may be.
Posted 10 July.
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1 person found this review helpful
30.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Haven't played since February, burning out after 30 hours. The gameplay eventually just deteriorated into opening packs all day and ordering more products when stock ran low. Progress averaged out to about one new product per in-game day which felt way too slow when there are a few hundred to unlock. There has only been one update so far this year and seems abandoned despite apparent claims that it is still being worked on. Over 50k sales of a $13 game with a historical low above $8 should be enough of a motivator to regularly communicate update progress. In its current state, the game is not that much different than any of the other shop management games. The NPCs seem to be of low quality and some have mismatched nail colors on each arm/leg which is just weird when you notice it. There are better games in this genre and no reason to play this one, at least until it is possible to actually play the card game.
Posted 10 July.
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29 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
Everything about the game is great, except for the length and replay value. It feels like a demo or single level to a game that should have 3-5 levels. This demo has its own demo for some reason and that demo of a demo contains over a quarter of the content of the full demo. There definitely needs to be a lot more areas added, especially considering the price it is set at. I easily achieved 100% completion in just 49 minutes, short enough to do it all over again and still be within the two hour refund window. The gameplay is similar to Loddlenaut, which is in the bundle with this game. Despite that one also being short, it took 7.2 hours to complete, exactly nine times as much as this one took. Recommend getting that one instead until this one gets more content or gets discounted to $2 or less.
Posted 6 June.
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1 person found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
I spent $700 on this game and they sent me some handheld computer thing for free
Posted 1 April.
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0.0 hrs on record
None of the good skin bundles ever have the FAMAS so I had to buy this
Posted 11 March.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The lead dev tried one pathetic final attempt at generating publicity for this dead game by making unhinged claims. It is not good and has not improved whatsoever for at least the past two years. Even COD is a better milsim than this junk. My time is much better spent playing literally any other FPS or watching Tamers12345's Sonic Underground revival. Unhinged dev is continuing to spam the same response on every negative review as some kind of excuse which doesn't work when the last played date for most users was over two years ago.
Posted 28 February. Last edited 28 February.
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8.7 hrs on record
This game + Moon Safari by Air + heroic dose in a supportive set and setting = the single greatest experience you will ever have in your life

It is the most wholesome game ever and I hope there will be many more than just two games
Posted 24 February.
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23 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2.7 hrs on record
The spelling and grammar is an absolute mess even for satire, but it's still a 9.5/10 just narrowly missing out on perfection due to the main character not being barefoot
Posted 10 February.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Instant buy for the best game of its genre
Posted 5 February.
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