Hoe hoe hoe 🎄 Slut-mas is right ➡️ around ⤵️ the corner!! 🎁 that means 25 days of sucking that Christmas ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 that means 🎅🏿 ♥♥♥♥ and 🎅🏻 ♥♥♥♥. Make sure you lick those candy canes 🔴⚪️ Take that trip down to Bethlehem if you know what I mean🐪 Slide down that South Pole 🎇 send this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of the sluttiests holiday ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you know or else you'll turn into an ugly elf. 🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊 if you get 1️⃣2️⃣ back you're a holiday hoe. Make sure you deck that ♥♥♥♥ like you deck the halls 👅👅👅👅👅🎄🎄🎄 keep the Christ in christmas you slutty baby Jesus 👅👅👅💦💦💦💦🎄🎄

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SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

Hey, i have a very important message to share with you today.
Recently i've noticed there has been an abnormal increase in people spamming big chunks of texts that makes no sense on other people's profiles, they call it a pasta something or idrk, what even does a big chunk of text has to do with a type of Italian food that is typically made from an unleavened dough of durum wheat flour (semolina) mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. It's not funny guys. stop it, you're wasting everyone's time, imagine how the people that took 5 minutes out of their day just to read it feels about it ... not to mention how unbelievably childish it is to just drop a random big chunk of text on someone's profile, it's the internet equivalent of ringing someone's door bell and running away. very rude and not cool to do guys. so yeah, please spread this message guys. and just.. stop spamming people's profiles with big chunks of text.

Hey sorry to post this on here but i tried calling and texting you but i couldnt get ahold of you. i found out the information that you asked me about. It's called Pruritus, in other words itching ♥♥♥♥. It's quite common and not dangerous,typically caused by not wiping properly . It can also be a sign of hemmorhoids in or arround the butt hole. I still recomend seeing a doctor. Wash it and keep it real clean and wash your hands after you scratch your butt to avoid pink eye beacause i am pretty sure thats how you got pink eye last time. Hope the info helps!
+1 rep for asking for medical advice

GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. *HOLDS UP BOLTER* MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

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