Let’s say, you’ve been a boy. Let’s say, hypothetically, you’ve been the boys even. Ok, and if you were the boys you would also be cracking open a cold one right? Then hypothetically speaking you would be my little cold boy. Now let’s say that it's also Saturday. Now that we’ve established you’re both the boys and its Saturday, then I believe you’d agree with me when I say that Saturdays are for the boys. Am I not correct? A cold one deserves a cracking and as you are the boys, and it is a Saturday, so I am the one who must provide cracking open a cold one.