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🥗 🏓 💎 📀 🌳 📕 📒 📗 🍧 🎈 🌂 📘 🥒 🥞 🚗 🎍
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
-- Dylan Thomas
The father, passing through his son's college town late one evening on a
business trip, thought he would pay his boy a suprise visit. Arriving at the
lad's fraternity house, dad rapped loudly on the door. After several minutes
of knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second-floor window,
"Whaddaya want?"
"Does Ramsey Duncan live here?" asked the father.
"Yeah," replied the voice. "Dump him on the front porch."
🐝 🕺 👳 🥗 🌋 💙 🌸 🎫 ⛳ 🌽 👃 🐠 🎽 🐛 🎁 🎄
…………………...☼☼...
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……………*♥☺▬♥☺♥▬☺♥* …
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………………….๑۩۞۩๑…
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(¸,·´ (¸*♥Merry Christmas &
Happy New Year ♥〃´`)
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