:: Tempus - AU1 Server
:: (Solly) Tae set jump_joa_v2 WR: 14:51.71!
[D|Noble V] Reneux : WHAT
[D|Dame I] Fences : wat
IRC | (US3) elk? ? : n1
[D|Esquire V] Exorcist : what
IRC | (AU2) Fences : LIAR
IRC | (AU2) Reneux : WHAT
IRC | (SG2) ?Na??EE? ?iLL£R? : WUT
IRC | (SG2) River : wHAT
[D|Esquire V] Exorcist : !stime 1 joa
Tempus | (Solly) guyyst is ranked 1/331 on jump_joa_v2 with time: 01:43.34
Pandu has left the server.
Tempus | No record found.
IRC | (AU2) Fences : !swr joa
IRC | (US3) elk? ? : wut
IRC | (SG2) River : LOL
IRC | (US3) elk? ? : it says guyyst has it
IRC | (AU2) Fences : ^
IRC | (SG1) Thu LF 6s scrims : hi
IRC | (SG2) ?Na??EE? ?iLL£R? : ♥♥♥♥

* [S|Countess IV] Newjuls : IF TAE BEATS MY WR ILL WIPE
Tempus | (Solly) Tae -bb broke Course 2 10:03.39 (WR -02:27.64)!
Tempus | Gained 220.0 Soldier points!
Tempus | (Solly) Tae -bb beat the map record: 13:20.88 (WR -00:44.75)!
Tempus | Gained 330.0 Soldier points!

Tempus | (Solly) Tae map run 16:57.66 (PR -3:11:16.41) | 3:11:16.41 improvement
Tempus | (Solly) tae map run 27:20.28 (PR -1:53:21.56) | 1:53:21.56 improvement
Tempus | (Demo) Peace map run 24:33.80 (WR +18:57.24) | 3:22:23.65 improvement
Tempus | (Solly) Taebae map run 18:57.75 (PR -1:02:26.24) | 1:02:26.24 improvement


Tempus | (Solly) Tae map run 3:31:49.86 ()
Tempus | Now ranked 240/240 on Map!
Tempus | Gained 50.0 Soldier points!
* [S|Knight IV] childish bambino : OMG
* [S|Esquire V] Spootly : YES
[S|Noble I] Tae : NO WAY
* [S|Knight IV] childish bambino : WOOOOO
* [S|Esquire V] Spootly : OMH YES
[S|Noble I] Tae : OMG
[S|Noble IV] Pants : wow
* [Unranked] Humnumking ([|<HUM>|]) : OMFG
* [Unranked] Humnumking ([|<HUM>|]) : FINALY
* [S|Esquire V] Spootly : AMAZING
* [Unranked] Humnumking ([|<HUM>|]) : i missed it xD
* [S|Knight IV] childish bambino : i specced
* [S|Knight IV] childish bambino : and you made it first try lol
* [S|Esquire V] Spootly : That was soooooo good

[S|Dame I] hammie : go away
[S|Baron II] haggzy : no
Tempus | (Solly) Completed C6 - Purple 15:53.96 (PR -15:22.01) | 15:22.01 improvement
Tempus | Now ranked 285/352 on C6 - Purple!
Tempus | (Solly) hammie map run 2:06:08.79 (WR +1:56:27.42)
Tempus | Now ranked 228/228 on Map!
Tempus | Gained 50.0 Soldier points!
[S|Baron II] haggzy : !1111
[S|Dame I] hammie : I DID IT MOM
[S|Dame V] Pants : \(0o0)/
[S|Princess III] floki : ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ
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Coldbloody :>: YOU CANT JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S GAMEPLAY

12:13 AM - A Daewoo Lanos: Tae4president4lyfe

* [S|Dame II] Pants : always choke when i finally get the speed*


[D|Esquire III] Goobertron : if you rearrange the letters of TAE you get ETA because you'll never know when TAE will finish

My dog loves doors, So I kicked it square in the face - Reneux

* [S|Countess III] Newjuls : If you eat all the ♥♥♥♥ out of your ass, you gain all your health - Reneux

[New] Reneux: I have the patience of tae and the skill of a small, retarted baby

[S|Countess I] Whiskeyjack :^) : [D|Dame I] zella : Mireal you irish ♥♥♥♥ I will ram a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ potato up your pale ass

[S|Noble V] Tae: So in a parallel universe rene, would you be gay?
[D|Noble II] Reneux: Who said it had to be in a parallel universe ;)


* [S|Countess IV] Newjuls : o ye
* [S|Countess IV] Newjuls : Love rimming
* [S|Countess IV] Newjuls : giving more than recieving tho tbh

* [S|Countess IV] Newjuls : If I had the option of either fingering my dog (like normal) or viceous 3 fist anal I'd probs choose both at once

[S|Esquire III] Jarrey_68 : no good jump in nz except a couple
[S|Knight II] Tae : only 879
[S|Esquire III] Jarrey_68 : especially newhuls
[S|Knight II] Tae : noone say newjuls
Tempus | Entered Checkpoint 1. Total: 01:52.99 (PR +00:20.47)
✷βłaςkMaмßar✷ has left the server.
[S|Baron II] WJ : yeah just 879 tbh
[S|Knight II] Tae : newjuls is trash
[S|Knight II] Tae : lol
[S|Esquire III] Jarrey_68 : j
[D|Noble II] Reneux : yEP

[D|Baron IV] ๖ۣۜSimonۣۜ๖ : Too long and not worth the 20

[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : yeah but taes only positive trait is his determination.
[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : honestly i theorize that he has no memory past the short term
[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : and no ability to forsee future events
[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : he's stuck in a sliver of time
[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : tae is a fact of the now
[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : anything he has or will be is not
[D|Noble V] Mantelgame : lel
[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : for that reason
[S|Noble V] Pants : big ♥♥♥ goes big deep
[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : tae gives off the impression that he is determined
[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : but really tae just exists
[S|Noble V] Pants : the tao of ♥♥♥
[D|Noble V] Mantelgame : story time with big ♥♥♥
[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : an existing notion with little skill or ability
[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : his only purpose is himself
[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : that is why he won't improve
[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : but he will still go on
[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : there is nothing funny about you tae
[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : you are just you
[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : it's come to the point where tae isn't even a name
[S|Dame V] twitch.tv/twitch.tv/twitch.tv : it's a state of being

10:10 PM - bandi: you are beauTAEful
10:10 PM - bandi: :3
[S|Dame V] rky : TAErible

* [S|Dame V] rocky : tae is like a dog chasing its tail
* [S|Dame V] rocky : an ultimately fruitless endevour but regardless the dog enjoys it and is very determined

10:27 PM - rocky the cod demo: good work you average as ♥♥♥♥ medic

10:37 AM - rky: with the technical ability and the fine muscle control of an autistic ADHD child on drugs

* [S|Countess V] Vexon : Tae r u a girl>?
* [S|King] jondyj : lol
* [S|Noble V] Tae : YEH
* [S|Countess V] Vexon : aurora wants to know
[D|Knight III] b boogie : are u into kissing
* [S|Noble V] Tae : i got them airbags
* [S|Countess V] Vexon : wanna kiss monitors with aurora
* [S|King] jondyj : oh boy
** [S|Noble V] Tae : french?
* [S|King] jondyj : its getting heated in here
* [S|Countess V] Vexon : if youre into that
* [S|Countess V] Vexon : "im into that"-aurora
* [S|Noble V] Tae : but aurora needs to take the initative
* [S|Lady] Aurora : wait wtf is going on?!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%Y^U
* [S|Noble V] Tae : its my first time :|
* [D|Baron IV] ๖ۣۜSimonۣۜ๖ : Of course it would be
* [D|Noble V] nolem : aurora first time too im sure