Me when I have to shoot my dog because I'm bored

hey babe

hey king. I saw your tweet about how women are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am a woman (i know ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your balls are till now but they’re awesome

i love you bakaaaa

-rep u can hear the bastard breathe in the mic, as he struggles to get air into his lungs. Probably due to extreme overweight

let's play a game where you choke me with your penis and if i pass out you win 👍👍👍