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✪ Sheld0r 28 Feb @ 7:34am 
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✪ Sheld0r 27 Jun, 2022 @ 12:10pm 
"All the beasts obeyed Noah when he admitted them into the ark.
All but the Unicorn.
Confident of his own abilities, he boasted 'I shall swim'."
- Benjamin Franklin.
✪ Sheld0r 3 Jul, 2021 @ 8:14am 
What the f*ck did you just f*cking say about me, you little Newtonian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at McGill University, and I’ve been involved in numerous scientific papers on mythology, and I have over 300 confirmed citations on ResearchGate. I am trained in neuropsychology and I’m the top tenured humanities professor in the entire University of Toronto. You are nothing to me but just another non-binary pronoun. I will wipe you the f*ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen even in a Soviet gulag, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with defining truth to me over the Internet? Think again, neo-marxist. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of psychiatrists across Canada and your archetype is being analyzed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.
✪ Sheld0r 3 Jul, 2021 @ 8:14am 
The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your super-ego. You’re f*cking individuated, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can analyze you with over seven hundred different psychotherapy techniques, and that’s just with my lecture notes. Not only am I extensively trained in typology, but I have access to every edition of the American Psychiatric Association's DSM, I-V, and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable complex from the collective unconscious, you little constructionist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” metatruth was about to bring down upon your hierarchy, maybe you would have held your f*cking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you bloody Newtonian. I will sh*t synchronicity all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f*cking dead, Pinocchio.
Tabbel 22 Nov, 2020 @ 12:29pm 
No
✪ King Awowogei 🐒 21 Nov, 2020 @ 6:23am 
Hey, is that you in the picture? Very cute photo, can I have your number?
GennyTonic 11 Sep, 2020 @ 1:41am 
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✪ King Awowogei 🐒 14 Aug, 2020 @ 7:42am 
Vegetables are parts of plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food. The original meaning is still commonly used and is applied to plants collectively to refer to all edible plant matter, including the flowers, fruits, stems, leaves, roots, and seeds. The alternate definition of the term is applied somewhat arbitrarily, often by culinary and cultural tradition. It may exclude foods derived from some plants that are fruits, flowers, nuts, and cereal grains, but include savoury fruits such as tomatoes and courgettes, flowers such as broccoli, and seeds such as pulses.
✪ Sheld0r 11 Aug, 2020 @ 6:33pm 
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bulgogi_mvp 31 Mar, 2020 @ 7:39am 
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Skrunklu 26 Mar, 2020 @ 3:03pm 
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✪ King Awowogei 🐒 5 Mar, 2020 @ 4:08am 
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Skrunklu 21 Jan, 2020 @ 7:48am 
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Skrunklu 22 Sep, 2019 @ 12:55pm 
+rep nice butt, he like it rough
Tabbel 12 Aug, 2019 @ 8:25am 
Thanks Sheldon! Just what I needed!
✪ Sheld0r 11 Aug, 2019 @ 7:13am 
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Höbe 7 Mar, 2019 @ 5:19am 
send pics of ur mom
bulgogi_mvp 7 Aug, 2018 @ 6:37am 
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

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>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
bulgogi_mvp 7 Aug, 2018 @ 6:36am 
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DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE

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Joe Rogan, 2015

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bulgogi_mvp 8 May, 2018 @ 6:20am 
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✪ King Awowogei 🐒 27 Feb, 2018 @ 8:59am 
Ei urhot kaukaisen Pohjolan
Uhan eessä taipuneet
Jälleen pauhaa kansi taivahan
Veri valuu maahan lumiseen
Moni nähdä ei saa enää huomista
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Jälkipolville jää maa rauhaisa
Voiton laulut soi ainiaan
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✪ King Awowogei 🐒 26 Feb, 2018 @ 3:43am 
Struggles to pour water out of a boot even if the instructions are written on the heel
✪Artifice 14 Feb, 2018 @ 5:36am 
Once a Paska, always a Paska
Tabbel 28 Jan, 2018 @ 11:17am 
Paras artisti!
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It's a nice game tho to be honest
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isäs oli pukki/runkku/kyvytön, kun sua teki :spirallove:
яσρє вυηηу ♥ 31 Jul, 2017 @ 10:12am 
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Skrunklu 26 May, 2017 @ 3:45pm 
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bulgogi_mvp 14 May, 2017 @ 12:49pm 
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✪ Sheld0r 25 Apr, 2017 @ 12:59pm 
It's been 10 days now -_-
tou 5 Jan, 2017 @ 10:03am 
MORO :D
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