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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard c0ck push against my leg. I punched him and then he 1 tapped me. Turns out he was gay.
He tied me up and held me hostage for the next weeks or even months?? Fulfilling his needs.

Really proud of this guy, he carries a plant everywhere he goes to compensate for the oxygen he wastes.

Conheci-o na prisão. Éramos companheiros de cela. Aprendi várias coisas com ele e lhe sou muito grato até hoje. Nos intervalos de trabalho voluntário que fizemos para diminuir nossa pena ele ensinou-me latim, lógica, história romana e artes. Hoje devo grande parte de minha erudição a este nobre malandro. O meu único arrependimento dos tempos de encarcerarem é por não tê-lo ajudado nos momentos de coação sexual. Os outros presos aproveitavam-se da sua fragilidade e inocência para força-lo a fazer coisas que ele outrora fazia apenas por opção. Mas enfim, são águas passadas...Fico feliz de te encontrar aqui na steam e de ver que superaste toda aquela violência... Abraço e deixa para traz essas lembranças.

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a Pingo Doce the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

Estava a achar estranho demorares a responder, vou ver se encontro o Tronco Dourado 3000 no OLX, obrigado mano