Recent reviews by t0st0

deep c*ck galactic.

10/10 stoney material

griMMy dawNY

Alive cells. 10/10

this game is fantastic. the mechanics and graphics are great. i have over 60 hours since I bought it. definitely recommend to anyone who likes rpg/rogue like style play.

everything goes great until the mental collapse happens.

10/10 will golf again

before i came along poor isaac was always getting clapped by his mom.

now that im here, isaac and i about to clap the ♥♥♥♥ outa these freaks

pretty cool game. lots of different guns and loot.
still trying to beat that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rat. he keeps stealing my loot.
genus rattus

legendary game

My friend is an a**hole for making me buy this game because all I do every night is try to beat his high score.

I can't get loot off my mind. Whether I'm at work or eating or having sex...I just can't stop thinking about the looter life. I change songs like Spice Girls, "If you want to be my lover" to "If you want to be my looter.." and Tech N9nes "I'm a playa" to "I'm a looter." Sometimes my friends and I will bring it back to the basics and sing, LA LA LA LA LA LOOTER.
Every time I parachute down from the plane I say, "Looter out." Whenever we see level 3 gear or a silencer, in the highest tone capable by man, we let out an ooooooOOOOOOOOoooo. When we hear the oooOOOOOoo, we know one of us got some good loots. I look at my texts and it'll be my friend 'ay_stave' saying one word... "Looter?" I respond, "Looter." We joke about getting looter tattoos but I'm starting to think it's actually going to happen. We love to parachute down to shelter or as we like to call it, bunky. looter. We don't just say bunky though, we POP the BUH sound in BUNK and screech the EEEE at the end like a dying mouse. BUH-UNN-KEEEEEE!!! Stave says, "wanna get funky?" and I immediately know where we're going...but when the bunky is bunk, its extra bunky. Whenever we spawn into a fog game we go FOGGGEEEEEEE just like bunky. You really gotta go high pitch on the eeeee, let your inner 12 yr old take over. I'd like to say I'm actually 26 and I might be full on mentally ill at this point but it's LOOTER. I say looter randomly..we'll just be running through the hay or driving around and I occasionally just say looter. I think I'm developing a mild form of tourettes. Stave and I merk kids and take them to the village. What village you ask? Merkantile village. We're always showing people the village. If you want a game that's going to completey change how you talk to your friends...and make you slightly psychotic...this is the game.


Lastly, I send you off with the actual lyrics to "If you wanna be my looter"


If you wanna be my looter,
gotta get with my team,
make loot last forever,
thats the pubg dream



Looter out.