Recent reviews by torkel

Rockstar waited 13 years just to add their ♥♥♥♥ launcher and online-only DRM rather than focusing on the fact that the game is still locked to 30fps and runs like ♥♥♥♥ on modern systems without tweaks.

But hey, at least I can still LARP as a 1940s LAPD detective

>Join a server
>Instantly get headshotted by someone who has been camping in the same spot since 2004

10/10

Game starts with a dude in a suit who looks like he hasn’t blinked since the Reagan administration. He speaks like a malfunctioning Speak n Spell, throws me on a train in the middle of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nowhere, and vanishes into the void.

10/10

i have no life

One of the games of all time.

i have no friends.
10/10

The true Fallout experience is installing and troubleshooting mods for 4 hours, trying to start the game 20 times like a pull start lawnmower, only to end up playing for 30 minutes.

I love this game but it runs like ♥♥♥♥ on Windows and refuses to even work on Linux volvo please fix

I pirated this game, loved it so much I actually bought it.

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