Recent reviews by SypistGaming

End Game Spoiler: mom isn't even home.

Momma always said "Don't run with scissors."
Well look at me now, Running with Rifles.

It has been a long time since my last session in this game. So when I first came back my first words were "what the ♥♥♥♥ is that" then proceeded to be eaten by the 'W.T.F.I.T.' monster and has been my experience thus far.

P.S. Dunno where I'd be without my trusty club.

This game blurs the line between a car wrap and a wrapped car.

Turns out vroom vroom coaster goes fast and now there are twice as many orphans 'cause the vroom vroom coaster wasn't complete.

When the words "oh no my albino giraffe is falling from the hillside." You begin to wonder what happened early in your life to lead you to this moment, then you remember that recreating how the dinosaurs died locally in your park was a good idea...

When you can't decide to send the only ambulance you have to either the stroke victim or the officer down callout; is a moral dilemma I find myself in everyday

it's alright. . .

Who knew that I'd be more of a danger to myself than the zeds