Recent reviews by Syparion

I genuinely feel like an insane person trying to make this game function. I feel like multiplayer was accidentally conceived by the duct tape and spit coding used to make this game. It's insanely fun when it works but that's only like 20 percent of the time. When matchmaking isn't telling me my friend has declined 200 times or failing to reconnect me, it's either spawning me or my friends in games that I already cancelled matchmaking for, or connecting me in with bugged loadouts. Spawning into a game with Light health but a Medium loadout and then the game kicking me mid-game because "your friend has cancelled matchmaking" is some asinine ♥♥♥♥ that we would clown on any other game for but for some reason it just gets a pass here. Even ignoring the bad optimization and other matchmaking issues, how is this ♥♥♥♥ even in top 10 in steam considering it barely works every time I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ launch it? I have probably encountered more bugs in 10 hours of playing this game than a single Skyrim session and that's saying something. There must be bots or something in this game cause I refuse to believe 100k players are running this ♥♥♥♥ perfectly fine with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bugs and errors that run rampant in this game.

capitalism: exists
steam review bombers: DAE hate le epic games?