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Fordremand 8 hours ago 
+ rep from faceit
growling octopus 16 Jan @ 2:21am 
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growling octopus 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44pm 
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growling octopus 23 Dec, 2024 @ 11:37pm 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Triggerbot
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aimbot
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁Horses
⠀└⠀✅Ponies
⠀└⠀✅Mares
⠀└⠀✅Stallions
⠀└⠀✅Fillies
⠀└⠀✅Foals
⠀└⠀✅Colts
⠀└⠀✅JRHNBRs
⠀└⠀✅Arabians
⠀└⠀✅Saddlebreds
⠀└⠀✅Belgian Warmbloods
⠀└⠀✅Orlov Trotters
⠀└⠀✅Thoroughbreds
growling octopus 21 Dec, 2024 @ 1:15am 
This man's penis is very strange... the shape of the girth isn't normal, but more of a overgrown mushroom. His pubic hair is untidy and it covers most of his c o c k anyways. I do not know what to feel because he gave me a GTX 3090 STRIX to suck him off. In my very opinion, he needs to see a d i c k doctor to get his mushroom fungus ass micro p e n i s on to grow, to increase the length of it. Also, someone called Zenith in his friends list is a cringe lord and he keeps saying something about jacking off to furry porn? I'm not sure but that's kinda gay and cringe and sad and down bad. Hope that dude can get a life and I also hope that this man's penis will grow and heal. A man suffering from micro-penis syndrome needs to seek medical aid immediately and it shouldn't be taken lightly because micro-penises are not to be taken lightly and made fun of. This marks the end of my mini essay about this dumb ass man and I kinda want to rub one off right now as I type this essay.
growling octopus 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:11am 
你上次託我幫你問的事情,我已經問過了,不能勃起可能是因為手淫過頻導致的,手淫過頻容易導致前列腺發炎,可能會引起不孕不育,嚴重者甚至會導致陽痿,打你手機沒人接,只能在這裡給你留言了。
growling octopus 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:09am 
我们注意到您已经近2周没有登入PornHub了,请允许我们问候一声您是否一切如常。从您上次访问我们以后,我们已经更新了很多您喜欢的男同性恋电影。
希望能很快再见到你。 - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™ 管理员
growling octopus 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:06am 
亲,很抱歉打扰您。在这回复您,我们实属无奈之举。您的订单号:E6592322425155您在本店限时抢购的A36e型号的增强版女用*蛋红版和开*蕾丝情趣内衣给了我们差评。严重影响了小店的销量。希望您能在百忙之中修改为好评。谢谢。您的电话打不通,旺旺也没回话,我们这也是无奈之举,望您谅解!
growling octopus 21 Dec, 2024 @ 12:04am 
对不起我投降了,我超级粘人也超级喜欢你,并不是可有可无的那种,你不理我,我就没有办法好好做事。你忘记说晚安我就睡不着觉,偶尔故意冷淡是想看你的反应,我其实没有事情做,也不喜欢别人,我只对你这样。可是昨天看了你csgo的操作,你的残局令我震惊,我突然感觉没那么爱了,毕竟我不能去喜欢一个ak都打不稳的人。
growling octopus 10 Dec, 2024 @ 8:31pm 
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growling octopus 10 Dec, 2024 @ 5:08pm 
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Beazedred 6 Dec, 2024 @ 8:00am 
+rep sniper extraordinaire〃°ω°〃
growling octopus 28 Oct, 2024 @ 2:50pm 
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growling octopus 5 Oct, 2024 @ 11:46pm 
I just have seen your stream and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to you and your stream and support you and just be here. Let me know :)
Burdred 1 Oct, 2024 @ 11:16am 
+ rep
matchu 21 Sep, 2024 @ 5:48pm 
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Gakinos 4 Sep, 2024 @ 11:00am 
game enthusiast
Darkbringer 22 Jul, 2024 @ 8:17am 
Game invite: sent. You in?
growling octopus 14 Jul, 2024 @ 7:20pm 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Triggerbot
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aimbot
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁Horses
⠀└⠀✅Ponies
⠀└⠀✅Mares
⠀└⠀✅Stallions
⠀└⠀✅Fillies
⠀└⠀✅Foals
⠀└⠀✅Colts
⠀└⠀✅JRHNBRs
⠀└⠀✅Arabians
⠀└⠀✅Saddlebreds
⠀└⠀✅Belgian Warmbloods
⠀└⠀✅Orlov Trotters
⠀└⠀✅Thoroughbreds
🕹️Gholbidor☂ 24 Jun, 2024 @ 10:18am 
awesome player
kayz33 13 Apr, 2024 @ 11:25pm 
HELL YEAAA
76561198315982852 6 Feb, 2024 @ 4:09am 
+REP )
growling octopus 1 Jan, 2024 @ 5:03pm 
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76561199153621024 24 Jul, 2023 @ 3:02am 
lets go party in csgo
✵ yeller ✵ 21 Jun, 2023 @ 5:58pm 
Hes cracked! :possession:
76561199170091927 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:30am 
+rep nice profile😉
growling octopus 23 Feb, 2023 @ 6:51pm 


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growling octopus 18 Feb, 2023 @ 12:37am 
Hallo Sir, wir von der Abzock GmbH möchten ihnen das Spiel "Counter-Strike Global Offensive" vorstellen!

Sie möchten Russisch lernen?
Sie möchten am Leben unserer Kinder teilhaben?
Sie möchten von einen Ingame-Markt abgezockt werden?

Dann ist dieses Spiel genau das Richtige für sie!

Bereits in den ersten Spielstunden werden sie in Russisch,Französisch,Farsi und diversen anderen Sprachen beleidigt und in ihren Wortschatz bereichert.Ihre lieben Kleinen werden sie anschreien...entweder weil sie sie getötet haben...oder es nicht geschafft haben,So oder So sind SIE der Noob!

Die Community bewertete dieses Spiel mit 10 von 10 Wodkaflaschen!

Wir von der Abzock GmbH würden uns freuen sie zu einem unserer Opfer zu zählen, aufgrund dessen bieten wir ihnen ein unglaubliches Angebot an! Sie bekommen einen 3 Cent Skin ihrer Wahl für gerade mal 5€! Also, überlegen sie es sich gut, so ein Angebot gibt es nur einmal!
WillHelm236 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:49am 
Worst profile ever.
scout_beingshotinvincible33.wav 31 Dec, 2022 @ 10:55pm 
Good person!
Slitheringer 26 Dec, 2022 @ 9:08am 
♥♥♥♥ you.
Satoshi Nakomoto 26 Dec, 2022 @ 7:13am 
really toxic:MaskGoldPlated:
🍦 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐡 24 Dec, 2022 @ 4:41pm 
💜
synikul 10 Oct, 2022 @ 8:30pm 
yes habibi :trolol:
Fainse not on Edible 10 Oct, 2022 @ 4:30pm 
DId you rank up from that 1 win wdf
eddie bauer dutch windmills 5 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32pm 
The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.
gabi 1 Sep, 2022 @ 6:05pm 
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♡ Have a good day! ♡
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🍦 𝐋𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐡 1 Sep, 2022 @ 1:14pm 
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ :FSCROWN:
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GRUNK! 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:33pm 
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synikul 19 Jun, 2022 @ 3:42pm 
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Aeon 17 Jun, 2022 @ 10:56pm 
Love the ocean wallpaper, thanks dude
growling octopus 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:40pm 
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growling octopus 12 Jun, 2022 @ 10:10pm 
So I was driving with one of my best bro, and I accidentally grabbed his leg instead of the gearstick. We both laughed and I unzipped his pants. We parked the car and I started to fondle his balls. He started laughing because he knows it's all just a joke. I started sucking his ♥♥♥♥ in the empty parking lot, and I almost choke because I'm laughing so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard. My friend is also laughing his ass off too, because this is the greatest prank ever. He starts making train noises while yelling, "BROJOB! BROJOB! CHOO CHOO!". When he ♥♥♥♥, I swallow it like I'm some ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I kissed him and call him a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥ while laughing.
growling octopus 12 Jun, 2022 @ 10:07pm 
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growling octopus 12 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03pm 
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
growling octopus 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:59pm 
Dear: JEW SIMP
You Are Being Flamed Because:

[] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test/nl.test
[] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[X] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group
[] You don't know which group to post in
[X] You are cheating loli scum
[] You brag about things that never happened
[] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[X] You posted racism ♥♥♥♥

To Repent, You Must:

[] Give up your AOL/Euronet/Planet Internet account
[] Read the f****** FAQ
[] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[X] Be the guest of honor in a gay sex dungeon
[] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup
[] Post your tests to alt.test/nl.test

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[X] Blow me
[X] Get a life
[] Never post again
[] I pity your dog
[X] Go to hell
[X] I think your IQ must be 7
[X] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
[X] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[] All of the above
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growling octopus 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:50pm 
Jesus want you to surrender your life fully to Him.

He died for you.
You need to be born again and let Him wash away all your sin.

Right now you are living a "false" representation of who Jesus is. But there is forgiveness for everyone who repents of their old ways. His grace is more than enough.

Please contact me if you have any questions about the free salvation for your life.
growling octopus 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:41pm 
My cats name is Tom. I noticed that my Cocaine was missing, I hotplated some, but before the act of consuming a schedule II psychoactive substance I took a quick piss, guess what, my lovely cat was licking all the cocaine off the plate, I rapidly tried to move the cat away but, my cat was high on cocaine and if you know anything about cocaine, it doesn't mix well with crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cats. Tom jumped on me and started biting and scratching me. I had no other choice but to let this lunatic do his thing. A couple of days pass and found out that Mr. Tom is masturbating for hours, he took one of his pillows and made a hole in it, for the now cocaine cat penis to go in. I thought of ways how to get the cat off drugs, after years of thought I finally came to a conclusion. I had 2 possible ways to end this fiasco.
growling octopus 12 Jun, 2022 @ 9:40pm 
1 - Powerful DMT trip and 2 - Tranquilize the cat and put him in rehab. I thought the best way was 1 because there are multiple reports online of people quitting drugs after a DMT trip. So I made something like a trap, it works by putting a sensor under the "reward" which was a freshly hot plated uncut Columbian cocaine straight out of the brick. After the cat is tricked and enters the box, the sensor is activated, then the door is closed and 60 mg of DMT vapor is released into the box. So I prepared the trap and everything worked out as planned, the cat started to trip balls and then he died from cocaine overdose because he passed out on the cocaine powder, then obviously inhaled the cocaine