Greetings Sodomites,

Tis I Sir Brostoyevsky and I loathe all of thou cretins for thou art all obese cools who waste thine time in frivlous artistry of poor quality. Has any amongst thee known womanflesh?

I do not fear thee for I am a knight of superior skill and might what jousts hast thou challenged save for onanism with nude oriental portraiture? I also have a fair maiden of surpassing beauty who has shown me many delights of the flesh, the experience was akin to many gold pieces.