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𝙵𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚝𝚢 18 Apr 2020 @ 2:24pm 
Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the landlord.
"I'll have a glass of blood", said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma", said the other.
"Okay", replied the landlord, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
ㅤ* A man went to the doctor, "Look doc", he said, "I can't stop my hands from shaking."
"Do you drink much?" asked the doctor.
"No", replied the man, "I spill most of it."
ㅤ* Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!
ALEX 4 Mar 2018 @ 9:05am 
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