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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:10am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:29am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:26am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:05am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:49am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:15pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:42pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:52am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:47pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:49am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:46pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+11

11 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked