I have a cat and a pig and people constantly ask me why we eat one and cherish the other. First of all cats are delicious and 2nd the relationship I have with my pig is purely sexual and nothing more

🚨Attention🚨ALL FORTNITE GAMERS 🎮🎮🎮, John Wick is in great danger🆘, and he needs YOUR help to wipe out 💀 all the squads in THe tilted towers 🏢🏢🏢. To do this, he needs a gold SCAR 🔫 and a couple of chug-jugs🍺🍺. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number 💳 , and the three numbers on the back 3️⃣ and the expiration month and date 📅. But you gotta be quick ⚡so that John can secure the bag 💰, and achieve the epic victory R O Y AL

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice your profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a iron sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

Hey there I found you on sc and you kinda seem like my type. You should add me on SEX my username is sugarbaby26. I hope to see you there ;)

hey man, next time dont beg for a sign. I know i have a lot of fans or whatever but i am human as well, well sometimes im not. as you can see i am a furry. My nickname is tj, but dont mind that. I dont like to be used as a accessory and steam signs dont mean nothing. If you like to support me go to ttv/schwerz_ and sub. Soon you will be on my level but i wont be begging for signs. hope you understand. thanks so much!!

Wow. I never thought I would have a PROFESSIONAL eSport Gamer on my friend's list. Thank you for accepting my friend request, if u ever need anything like a logo or some G-Fuel (that is what pro gamers drink) (or if you would rather have a glass of chocolate milk I can get you that too), let me know i will always be here for you

For decades I have been trying to come up with an ideal way to slice a banana. "Use a knife!" they say. Well...my parole officer won't allow me to be around knives. "Shoot it with a gun!" Background check...HELLO! I had to resort to carefully attempt to slice those bananas with my bare hands. 99.9% of the time, I would get so frustrated that I just ended up squishing the fruit in my hands and throwing it against the wall in anger. Then, after a fit of banana-induced rage, my parole officer introduced me to this kitchen marvel and my life was changed. No longer consumed by seething anger and animosity towards thick-skinned yellow fruit, I was able to concentrate on my love of theatre and am writing a musical play about two lovers from rival gangs that just try to make it in the world. I think I'll call it South Side Story.

Banana slicer...thanks to you, I see greatness on the horizon.

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Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

In bed by 12, home by 3. From Monday to Friday Swan Ranson's body is a temple, and on Saturday and Sunday its a ruin. They say a gay in the sheets is worth 10 in the wild, but I'm wild about that ♥♥♥♥ until the September equinox. Stay perky my opalescent tree shark

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also "VAGINAL DISFUNCTION!"

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