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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:24pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 9:11am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 6:11am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:49am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:49am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:55am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:26am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 9:15am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 7:28am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 10:42am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 9:10am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 9:10am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 9:10am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 12:02pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 5:05am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 9:38am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 12:15pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 10:47am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 9:25am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 8:18am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:30am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:30am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:00am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 10:06am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:02am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:02am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:25am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:11pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:59pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 10:45am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 9:02am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:45am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 10:44am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 9:10am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:08am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:59am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 10:26am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 6:51am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 9:39am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 6:40am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:08am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:38am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:37am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:02am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:02am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:43am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:02am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:56am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:48am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 11:57am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:01am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:01am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:02am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:05am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:05am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 4:35am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:14am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:11am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:01am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:16am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:30pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 9:11am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:16am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:32am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:30am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:33am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:05am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:19am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:19am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:54am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:57am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:01am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 10:37am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:21am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:30am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:30am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:29am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:37pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:48am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:15am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:15am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:16am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:18am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:27am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:27am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 9:10am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:28am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:37am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:33am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:21am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:21am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:11am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 6:55am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 10:43am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:56am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:56am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 10:29am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:28am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:27pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 7:16am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:28am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:07am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:07am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:26am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:00am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:53am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:55am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:01am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:09am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:09am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:09am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:09am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:09am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 9:10am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:28am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:22am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:10am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:59am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:21am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:01am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:15am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:15am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:27am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:26am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:26am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:26am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:53am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:55am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:55am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:16am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:07am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:19am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:20am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:20am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:51am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:51am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:57am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:42am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:50am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:58am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:58am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:05am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:12am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:49am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:33am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:51am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 6:11am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 8:25am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:19am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:49am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:05am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:00am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:04am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:28am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:56am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:26am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:28am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:55am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:56am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:56am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:56am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2023 @ 10:40am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:41am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:36am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2024 @ 7:10am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 7:05am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:48am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:21am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:27am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:49am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:58am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:10am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:32am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:58am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:22am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:53am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:58am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:59am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:19am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:09am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:21am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:09am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:09am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:15am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:28am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:30am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:30am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:29am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:30am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:32am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:32am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2024 @ 3:41am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:09am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 11:04am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 6:40am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:27am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:55am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:29am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:21am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:37am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:55am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:58am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:22am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:51am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:51am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:22am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:58am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:59am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:17am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:19am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:31am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:35am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:53am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:53am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:53am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:17am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:19am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:19am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:30am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:34am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:36am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:52am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:52am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:09am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:09am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:09am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:20am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:21am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:32am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:37am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:10am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:26am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:05am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:26am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:26am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:42am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:58am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:17am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:19am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:37am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:49am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:06am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:21am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:55pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:19am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:20am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:22am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:34am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:36am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:39am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:52am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:52am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:52am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:50am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:09am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:59am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:54am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:29am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:36am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:07am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:12am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:23am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:38am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:27am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:58am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:52am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 5:50am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:09am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:24am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:27am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:54am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:29am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:36am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:51am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:28am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:45am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:28am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:29am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:44am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:15am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:28am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:52am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 2:58pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:47am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:01am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:09am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 9:31am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:17pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:19am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:32am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:19am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:30am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:34am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:36am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:50am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:52am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:52am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:52am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:40am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:43am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:31am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:18pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:22am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:22am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:22am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:32am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:37am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:52am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:50am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:50am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:22am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:35am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:38am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:33am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:43am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:56pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:20am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:48am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:22am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:55am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:20am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:30am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:51am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:51am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:42am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:43am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:49am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:53am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:28am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:19am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:31am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 6:44am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 7:51am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 11:42am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:22pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:18pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 7:53am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:42am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:36pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:31pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:25am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:54am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:09am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:12am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:20am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:36am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:56am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:53am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:13am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:18am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:53am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:31am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:22am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:39am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:39am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:08am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:35am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:36am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:12pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:44am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:36am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:58pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:11am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:20am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 11:38am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:29pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:40am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:38am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 3:39am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 6:53am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 1:49pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:28am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 6:53am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:41pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:25am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:23am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:50am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:59am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:10am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:16am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:33am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:48am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:20am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:52am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:20am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:54am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:38am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:38am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 10:52am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:02am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2023 @ 4:37am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 8:31am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 9:06am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 8:19am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 9:20am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 9:32am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2023 @ 3:16pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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