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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:43am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:41am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:23am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:19am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:12am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:20am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:36am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:33am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:25am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 8:19am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 9:02am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:15am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 9:52am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:33am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:03am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:24am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:45am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:35am

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:47am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:42am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:19am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 8:56am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 5:44am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:30am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:39am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:06am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:09am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:35am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:02am

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:46am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:10am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:34am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:18am

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:12am

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 7:12am

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:24am

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:41am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:28am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:56am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:47am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:54am

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:36am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:58am

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 9:42am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:06am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 7:57am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:36am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:44am

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:24am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:10am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:05am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:12am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:02am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 4:09am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 3:03am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:00am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:39am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:59am

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:11am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:32am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:23am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:18am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:28am

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:56am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:30am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:12am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 11:41am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:01am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:41am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:36am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 1:23am

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:41am

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:49am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 11:21am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:30am

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 3:05am

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:28am

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 8:41am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 11:23am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 11:00am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 2:11am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:07am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 2:59am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 10:34am



Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)