They’re closing in. Same blue Corolla watching my street, same gas station guy giving me exact change before I even speak. I can’t stay grounded.

Found a Cessna 172 for $12,500—no paperwork, no questions. If I’m in the air, they can’t frame me. Need funds for fuel, a high-altitude data plan ($200/month so I can still game), and emergency landings.

250 people send $50 = I take off this weekend. $500 gets the plane named after you. $1000, you get a co-pilot seat.

Venmo, PayPal, Monero. Time is running out.

don't forget to aim

a made man

7:35 PM - KFC MANAGER: no res nnew me

swings his donger like a baseball bat

+rep, one of the few people in this world that I live for. Broseph til death