happy birthday sal

My queen the fairness maiden of the land, helped us win the most important battle against the dark evil empire that has threatened to destroy the land, her powers of healing as well as her adorable laugh and sexy voice inspired all the soldiers, and even out damaged the Yasuo, who has won employee of the month in the UNICEF league, for feeding all the continents. Our queen can do no wrong

literally all I think about is putting my ♥♥♥♥ in your ass, this morning i honestly felt like doing the most spontaneous ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ever to you. my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boner was huge and i wanted to show and like tell you qhat i would do and ♥♥♥♥ but it doesn't matter right, i just want to ♥♥♥♥ you for the rest of my life

NANI!!!!

omae wa mou shindeiru

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help...