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2 people found this review helpful
664.1 hrs on record (395.1 hrs at review time)
This game is for people who put the milk in before the cereal
Posted 26 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
18.3 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
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Posted 26 July, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.1 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Always wanted to play a game where the killers can talk to the survivors. Friday the 13th died off before I got to play it. This game scratches that itch so well. For me, predator queue times never got past 5 minutes, and fireteam queue times were near instant. Game is very very much alive because of crossplay. You can play with friends on ps4 (a majority of the playerbase). Having the majority of players be on ps4 is also quite good cause guess what? ps4 players have ♥♥♥♥ mics. It is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Hilarious hearing people absolute SHT themselves on their trash mics as I leap down from the trees and spam "want some candy?" I have never seen so many hot mics in my life and that might be a good thing because most of the time, people generally dont press the push to talk button when shtting themselves. 11/10 please keep on updating this game its a ♥♥♥♥♥ gem.
Posted 3 October, 2021. Last edited 3 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
27.8 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Wake the fk up samurai. we got a gpu to burn.
Posted 9 December, 2020. Last edited 9 December, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
2 people found this review funny
987.3 hrs on record (377.8 hrs at review time)
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Posted 12 October, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
7.7 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
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Posted 12 October, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
40.8 hrs on record (30.7 hrs at review time)
Welcome to covid 19 simulator 2020. Now featuring gangs, kidnapping, and that one stupid ai who keeps on saying sht
Posted 2 April, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
28.9 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
Back in my day, i remember the viet congs. They were so poor, instead of knives, they had pickaxes. I remember sarge yelling "MINECRAFT!" As hundreds if not thousands of viet cong charged at us Pickaxe up, like we're some type of diamond ore. We held them back with all our might.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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