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My first time with shrek
💯👌🎁me and my nibbas we’re out for a 🤠 walk ❗️❗️when suddenly ❗️❗️ shrek jumped out from behind a 🌲 🌳 tree we were so 😱 😱 😦 scared but Pali shrek told me not to worry as he grabbed 🤚 🤚 me by my shoulders and spread me wide it 😞 😔 😢 hurt at first but he told me not to worry. Soon it was all ogre. As he ✈️ flew away💯👌👆 he looked at me and 😃 😀 smiled one last time. I never 👀 👀 saw him again 👀 👀

This man gets it

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oh yea ♥♥♥♥ ill bring a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a gun dog with my corolla

I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bash ya dog

oh yea ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meet me at the back dog ill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bring my gang dog wanna get bashed ♥♥♥♥

u wanna ♥♥♥♥♥♥ go mate? macca's carpark. right now.

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Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter stirk" and i want to become the goodest player I play with 400 ping on iraq server and i am silver 2

A. PS4 Sucks, has no exclusives and is for destiny fanboys... B. XBOX One pffff, Fanboy Alert. C. Ewwwww a Mac sucks and D. I spent a year and a half to buy an Elgato HD60 Pro, Logitech G430, Logitech G403, then saved $2,600 To buy 2 HP1908wm 19Inch Screens, Intel Pentium G3258 3.2GHz Dual Core CPU, 16GB of Ram and finally Dual R7 370's... Which are 4GB cards. Also Saving for a PC is was better than getting a Xboner Now. Trust me in the long run you will regret it. Also to make a decent gaming PC you only need $1500AUD. Btw this is Curtis from Primary School:3

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It's time to stop, where are your parents? IT'S TIME TO STOP.

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I know this might sound weird at first, but I think furries should be a part of the LGBT community(yes, even the straight furries) We face oppression for being different and there are a lot of furryphobes on this site. It’s 2017 and gay marriage is legal. Why aren’t furries a part of the LGBT community yet? It sounds like we obviously should! I like the term LGBF(Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Furry) I know there’s a lot of other sexualities included in like a full term so we should just put the T(transgender) back there. There are more furries than transgenders anyways so who cares? :D #furriesinLGBT #ReplacetheTwithF

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What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin.

You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

𝙰𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚟𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚎:
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙴𝙻𝚈 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝙳𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚢𝚎.
𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚢.

TO THE WINDOW➡️🖼 TO THE WALL 🏠⬅️ TILL THE SWEAT💦 DROPS DOWN⬇️ DADDY'S BALLS🏀🏈⚾️! 🚫⚠️WAIT⚠️🚫 that's not sweat😮 those are DADDY'S cummies💦👅💦 Cummies here⤵️ Cummies there⤴️ Cummies, Cummies everywhere🔄! Cummy cake 💦🎂 Cummy cake 💦🎂Baker's man 🍞👴🏼♥♥♥ on me 💦👦🏼as fast as you can! Stroke it ✊🏻Suck it 👄And mark it with a 🅱️ Put it in my ass 🍑and ♥♥♥😩💦in me 👦🏼👴🏼💦

How can you see🙈🙈 into my eyes😁😁, like💘 😃open 😃😃 doors🚪 Leading you down⤵️ into my core Where I've become so🆘 numb, without 🅰️a🅰️🅰️ soul My spirit's sleeping🌜 somewhere cold😅 Until you 🔎find🔎🔎 it🇮🇹 there and lead it🇮🇹🇮🇹 back🔙 home🏡 Wake me 🆙up🆙, wake⏰ me 🆙up🆙 inside💠 I can't wake ⏰⏰ up🔝, Wake me 🆙up🆙 inside💠, save 🔖 me, Call my 📛name📛 and 📑save📑 me from the 🔦dark🔦, ⏰wake ⏰ me up🔺 Bid my blood💉 to run💨, I can't ⏰wake⏰ up☝️☝️ Before I come undone, save📑 me Save me from the nothing I've become Now that I know 😦what😦 I'm without You can't just 🍂leave🍂 me Breathe into me and make me real, bring me to life Wake me up 🔺, wake⏰ me up☝️ inside

I watched as she spun around my eyes not leaving her Chinese manufactured plastic, I pushed her on the bed and removed each of her outer bearings. I became harder at the second I did the same, removing each bearing quickly not wasting anytime. My hard middle bearing sprung out, revealing nothing but my hard green body. "I'm so autistic for you," she whispered as I groaned in pleasure. I stared at her as I took in each of her perfect curves, I became very close. Quickly time seemed to go fast. "I'm about to spin!" "Faster baby," she moaned as I spun vigorously and spilled my hot warm ADHD all over her.

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Yeah…I'm kind of a big deal in the Steam Community. I've got 3 trap boyfriends right now so I guess you can say that I'm pretty high up on the food chain. My avatar is usually something edgy, or an anime picture or a picture of a girl from tumblr that isn't showing her face (in monochrome or color depending on my ~*~mood~*~ that day.) All my groups are groups that are based on the idea of being ironically depressed. People really look up to me as sort of a virtual role model.

My parents hate me but it doesn't really matter what they think when you have a profile that looks this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good, and it doesn't really matter what you think either. You don't even listen to music like Lil Pump or Famous Dex. You've got a long way to go before you can step up to me, kid.

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Pleasure meeting you ~

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