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Have you ever walked into a room and found a vampire? No, not the sexy one, but a hideous creature with bony limbs and ashen skin? One that growls when you walk in, like a beast about to leap? The kind that roots you in a place with sunken, hypnotic eyes, preventing you from escaping as you watch the hideous creature unfold from the shadows? Has your heart beat faster even though your legs are refusing? Did you feel time sluggish as the creature crosses the room in the darkness of a blink of an eye? Did you fidget as the rough, dry tongue slides down your cheek, up your jaw, down your throat as you creep in search of an artery? Have you felt his hot breath hissing over your skin as it probes your pulse for the flow that leads to your brain? Have you discovered that not all vampires feed on blood some feed on memories?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that, It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play CS:GO sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xoxo..

Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (haha) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird with your boyfriend and all and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

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