have you ever wondered if raptor jesus ever drop kicked a corndog into the earths atmosphere to save the pickle people from the butthole cucumber slaves that like to cover everything in lube because bananas dont grow in the ground but potatos grow on trees because the illuminati farted once and a man in china spilled his coffee on his bawls because weeaboo trash roams the streets wearing tampons dipped in cheese as ear rings looking for kitty kat fun time but the pizza dogs dont like people named dave because dave has watermelon dildos for legs because he once held his breath so long he passed out and overweight hamsters have 9 chins but my fingers smell like sweaty sasquatch feet because unicorns taste like peanut butter but the religious elves use tomatos to jack it but not the jacket you wear unless youre actually a bearded celery stick from the heavens to give all the ebola children razor blades to cut their hands off and let the beef gravey flow into rivers of period blood because i like to eat bacon cause i ride a fuqing moose to work. bang bang skeet skeet bobby boy.