I have many fond memories from this game but this is my favourite:
>joined a dark rp server
>first time playing dark rp
>not sure what to expect
>over 100 people in the server
>jumping around like an idiot
>random two guys come out of an alley
>"hey you *horrible pronunciation of my name* hey come here"
>i take the bait
>they trap me in this alley
>guns pointed at me
>"WALK YOU ♥♥♥♥♥"
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>i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ walk
>they trap me in a larger area at the end of the alley
>two other people there
>line us up on the wall
>demand money
>they're yelling at us
>i'm not listening, i'm in the spawn menu looking for something to help me
>see a turtle
>ah yes
>spawn a turtle
>kidnapper 1 stops his sentence
>"what the ♥♥♥♥"
>"is that a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ turtle"
>"remove that ♥♥♥♥ right now"
>i don't remove it
>"REMOVE THAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TURTLE"
>i don't remove it
>"IF YOU DON'T REMOVE THAT TURTLE I'M GONNA PUT A CAP IN YO ASS"
>i don't remove it
>while they're distracted, guy next to me spawns a couch
>guy throws a couch at kidnappers
>kills them both
>we all escape, friend eachother, and start a gun/drug shop together

100/10 now i know what to do if i ever get kidnapped in real life