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31 of 45 (69%) achievements earned:
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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 2:29pm

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:13pm

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 2:40pm

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 6:26pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 4:46pm

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 6:39pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 4:55pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 3:22pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 6:47pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 2:03pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 3:53pm

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:39pm

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 4:31pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27pm

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 7:47pm

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 5:13pm

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 8:10pm

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 6:37pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 4:51pm

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2022 @ 3:34pm



Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
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