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I'm from the National Urology Society and we received your questions sent to our e-mail, and we're pleased to answer:
1) Yes, 3 inches is considered small. We recomend you surgery process;
2) No, it's not usual for the condom to be loose. There's no XS size;
3) Even if 3 inches is quite small, it is still possible that your partner has an ♥♥♥♥♥♥ during sexual relationships, so if it doesn't happen with you like you've mentioned, the lack of competence is your responsibility;
4) No, you cant have a prostate exam, it's only for 50-year-olds or older. Please, do not insist;
5) The attraction for people of the same sex can be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;
Any other questions, we're here to help.
Please contact ashamedofsmalldick@impotence.co
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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this gay.
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HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND !
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......Happy Diwali
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
Mere Dhon Se ♥♥♥ Lagake Kaha Thapate Chale
Aye Mere DIl Bata
Tutta Kyun Nahi
Dard Ka SIlsila
tu hi to hai mera jaanu.
can i please get a big pappi ?
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