This man slaps ass and drives fast ;)

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Got any games on your phone?

this could be us but you playin
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hello pookie bear you truly are my poookie doopsie woopsie bear with sparkle on hit

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say..... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princesif need. =}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you ususual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I just like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) (i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please. I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL :)