I will not buy you a microphone.

hi

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʜᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴇɴ

                   𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻 2022

                        𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧         

♫ A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.

                         𝙈𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨

                            𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷

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IsㅤㅤitㅤㅤOKㅤㅤㅤㅤtoㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤuseㅤㅤㅤtheㅤㅤㅤㅤAMㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤradioㅤㅤㅤㅤafterㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤnoon?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝙈𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙮 𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙢𝙖𝙨 ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠
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Have a nice weekend!

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no you're gay what the freak. it's not gay to give. its gay to recieve and you are recieving

ur gay than

♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass by yours truly <3

INDIVIDUAL, YOU ARE CHARGED WITH CAPITAL MALCOMPLIANCE.
ANTI-CITIZEN STATUS APPROVED.
ATTENTION, GROUND UNITS - ANTI-CITIZEN REPORTED IN THIS COMMUNITY.
CODE: LOCK, CAUTERIZE, STABILIZE.
ATTENTION OCCUPANTS: YOUR BLOCK IS NOW CHARGED WITH PERMISSIVE INACTIVE COERCION.
5 RATION UNITS DEDUCTED.

you suck

🔋😺🕺💃🐠
🐳📀🐊💗
🚕🥗🎽
🏀📗
🍧
Inara: "There's an energy about a person that's difficult to hide. You try to
feel that..."
Mal: "And then you try to feel the energy around their credit account. It has
a sort of aura..."
👳
👹⛳
💎👑🌳
🍆🌽🍖🎽
⛳💄👃📒🌸

🎽🐛📕|
👳🎁📘| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
👽🚗🎍|
Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a
lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A: A failure.
wut

🚗🐛🎁💙🎈📒🐟🐊🥒💛🕺🐠🎫🥞 → 🔋 A day for firm... 📕
🌏🏀🥗🌽🌸🍧🥞🌳💗💎😺🎍👽🕺 → 📀...decisions!!!!! Or is it? 📕
📗🍆👃🌋📘💚💗⚡💄🚘🐝💚🍖🚕 → 🐛 Lucky Numbers: 🐳
👽🌂👾👳🌏📗🐠🌽👑🍧👹🔋🎄💛 → 🏓 91,44,80 💙

WARNING.
BYPASS DETECTED.
WARNING.
CORE REPROGRAMMING DETECTED.
STABILIZATION FORCE DISENGAGED.
CITIZEN NOTICE: PRIORITY IDENTIFICATION CHECK IN PROGRESS.
PLEASE ASSEMBLE IN YOUR DESIGNATED INSPECTION POSITIONS.

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Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. You can't simply say,
"Today I will be brilliant."
-- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4731.3

I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to
any question.
-- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3
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🐟🎍🥞🌂👾💚🎁🌸📒🕺🐊🎈📘👑🥗
💗👳💄🌏🎍🌳🎽🍖👃⚡⛳🎫📕🥒💛
👔🚗🐝💎🌋🔋📗😺🏀💙🍧🐛🏓😺🎄

🌳 ✦ 💛 ✦ 🌸 ✦ 👾 ✦ 🏀 ✦ 🍇 ✦ 🥒 ✦ 👑 ✦ 📒 ✦ 👔 ✦ 🎈 ✦ 🐊 ✦ 👹 ✦ 🎫
Mulder: You can't bury the truth!

"The X-Files: Aprocrypha"

Scully: What do you think?
Mulder: I think I'm going to suggest that we sleep with the
lights on.

"The X-Files: Darkness Falls"
⚡ ✦ 🥗 ✦ 🎁 ✦ 💃 ✦ 💙 ✦ 📗 ✦ 🌏 ✦ 😺 ✦ ⛳ ✦ 📕 ✦ 🌽 ✦ 💃 ✦ 🎄 ✦ 🎫

yes you retarded noob it was worth keeping my rank

was it worth it finishing out that game? i see you didnt win a single round beisides the one i won.

🏓 ☂ 🚕 Jim, it's Jack. I'm at the airport. I'm going to Tokyo and wanna pay
📗 ☂ 📘 you the five-hundred I owe you. Catch you next year when I get back!
🐟 ☂ 💚 -- "The Rockford Files" 🐠💛🌸

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🐛💗📘⚡💄🍇📗📒👳 ║♥ # 005 The Ocean
🎈🐊🎫🥗🍖🕺👑🐟👃 ║✩ "From whence we came..."
🏓🎍🍆🌽🌸💚🎽🔋💃
📒🌋🚙🐳💛🚕🏀🥒🍇
💗🌳📘🎁🐳📕🐛🐝🍧
⛳📀🐠🚗👽🎽⚡🕺🌂
🎄🥞👹📗😺👔👹👳🌳
👾🎫🚙📕🌽⛳👑🌸🌏

🐠⚡🍧|
🥒🎁🏓| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
🐳🐛🌽|
A: Dr. Livingston I. Presume.
Q: What's Dr. Presume's full name?
huh

Have a nice day!!

This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your
bags! I just won the California lottery!"
"Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
"I don't care," responds the husband. "just so long as you're out
of the house by dinner!"
😯
Faith is under the left nipple.
-- Martin Luther
😵
I don't know who my grandfather was; I am much more concerned to know
what his grandson will be.
-- Abraham Lincoln
😚
Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
🤕
Good morning. This is the telephone company. Due to repairs, we're
giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely
at ten o'clock. That's two minutes from now.
🤗
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority
over the other.
-- Honore DeBalzac
😍

Have a nice day!

What makes night within us may leave stars

Light is easy to love. Show me your darkness

Have a nice day!

🍧🌽🎄|
🚗🌋😺| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
👔🐛👳|
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
wat

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

🌏 * 🌳 * 👹 * 🚕 * 🥒 * 🍆 * 🏀 * ⚡ * 🐟 * 📒 * 🏀 * 📗 * 🌋 * 📘 * 💚 * 🐝
ㅤ* So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?" I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
ㅤ* What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time...” A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this ♥♥♥♥...”
ㅤ* When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
🍖 * 👳 * 🐳 * 🐛 * 👾 * 🌸 * 🌽 * 📗 * ⛳ * 🎈 * 💎 * 👑 * 🎍 * 🌽 * 🌂 * 🎽

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Ba-Dum-Tiss!

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🚗 📗 🍧 🎁 💛 👾 💚 🌂 👳 🥒
💃 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🐳
👑 🍆 💄 🥗 🐝 🚙 🍇 💗 🐠 😺
Susie: You'd get a good grade without doing any work.
Calvin: So?
Susie: It's wrong to get rewards you haven't earned.
Calvin: I've never heard of anyone who couldn't live with that.

"I don't understand this! Not a single part of my horoscope came true! ...
The paper should print Mom's daily predictions. Those sure come true."
-Calvin

"If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things less
efficiently." -Calvin's dad
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