Recent reviews by •BpG•AlexBeefgnaw

First impression: being beaten about the head and face with delicious mid-'90s Sierra-point-n-click nostalgia by the graphics. The world is beautiful. The mechanics are amazing. I haven't gotten far enough yet to see much of the story (though the "frog" egg anecdote is not to be missed) but it's got me hooked. It takes a special platformer to keep me from ragequitting after the 10th time I missed that jump by ~*THIS*~ much, and this is it.

I thought I was getting a horror game. I got a driving game, a typing game, a fishing game, a dressup game, a shaving simulator, and Twin Peaks with the serial numbers ever so lightly filed off. 10/10

You have not known true despair until you have done a near-flawless ambulance double kidney transplant up to the point where you actually need to get the kidneys and stuff them in the patient... and then your hand slips and you watch one or both of the kidneys go bouncing out the back of the ambulance.

Aww, what a cute little cooking game! This will be a nice relaxing game to help me unwind from a busy OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

Also for the love of God someone please toilet-train these customers, were they all raised in a barn, that little silver lever on the tank is not decorative, WTF is wrong with these people?