Nutshack
Brighton, Colorado, United States
Level
12
Years of Service
500 XP
 
 
101 Uses for a Lasgun
Warming soup.
When left on, a seat warmer in your Leman Russ.
Disco effects/pyrotechnics.
Cigarette lighter.
Changing T.V channels.
Selling to get funds for a better weapon.
Throwing at the enemy (may do more damage)
Using for grave marking for IG troops.
Collecting (eventually you might have enough to do some damage)
Paperweight.
Skeet shooting.
A cooking utensil.
Looking slightly menacing.
Strapping onto a boltgun as a laser sight
Annoying friends by shining it in their eyes repeatedly
Burning ants
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Saiaku-.1337 17 Jan, 2023 @ 2:48pm 
Wake up and meet the wife Susan. My little princess, isn’t she beautiful. Time to take George to Football. Rev up the Bughatti yeee. Quick stop at Toby’s and load up that plate. Get a pint. Pitch looking lovely today lads. Just a bit of banter. Chippy makes a 38-0 loss better. Pop down local pride, good old pie look at that. Susan made dinner, lovely. Pop down and have a couple pints with the lads
Virgin with rage 17 Oct, 2017 @ 9:36am 
Without a fire,
But a desire
To not hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
And I see da ladies walking
Along one by one,
And I never wanna hear,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
And I have no fire
But a desire
To not hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
(Tell me why)
I so need a cute girl my age!
(Tell me why)
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Why do all of the jerks
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!)
You may not notice,
But I want you to know
That I am a lonesome heart!
And I have no fire,
But a desire
To not, to not, to not
Heeeaaar…
Stuck as a virgin with rage!
So need a cute girl my age!
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Tell me why
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
I so need a cute girl my age!
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"
Virgin with rage 3 Jul, 2017 @ 11:00am 
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Virgin with rage 1 Mar, 2017 @ 9:49am 
Conglaturation !!!

You have completed
A great game.

And prooved the justice
of our culture.

Now Go and Rest our
Heroes!