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1 person found this review helpful
3.6 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Please help I can't stop picking up trash and cleaning up the neighborhood instead of selling drugs to it. Do NOT buy the Trash Picker or you WILL be turning this game into hobo simulator 2025. I've made over $1000 in a few days just by turning in garbage. Haven't sold a single drug.
Posted 3 March.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.6 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A great free fishing game, good for solo play or with friends. Shout out to Rooster on YT for showing off this game, otherwise I probably wouldn't have seen it.

It's fun to try out the different locations and see what types of fish you can catch there. Tip: the fishing traps are a very solid investment for passive income, even the small traps. I would focus on buying small traps honestly, because the medium trap doesn't seem to be that much of an improvement and it takes significantly longer between each catch. Each trap seems to hold a maximum of 2 fish, so be sure to check them often.

Keep in mind though that the game does have two enemies in it that make literally zero noise until they're already killing you, so this is not your typical laid back, relaxing fishing game. The bear is somewhat easy to avoid so long as you keep a significant distance away from it and watch where it's going. It will charge into the water to get you, so even that can't save you. It takes a ridiculous amount of bullets to take one down, but the pelt + turning in the bear hunting mission is a good little reward. The gator is a lot more annoying. Slower than the bear, but equally as persistent. The Florida map has no areas safe from the gator. You can be standing outside your truck afk and the gator will eventually rise out of the water and through the mangroves all the way over to you to munch your dawgs off. Please nerf the gator, or give some means of warning or defense like the bear spray. I do enjoy having these dangerous elements in the game when I play solo, though it would be nice to be able to toggle them on or off for your server.

Anyway, great job on this! I'm excited to see what else is added to this fun and mysterious fishing game!
Posted 31 January.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
I usually love old eurojank stuff such as this, but this one was apparently not meant for me.

I began a new game and quickly got a feel for the gameplay loop of driving to different towns, fulfilling quests, accompanying caravans, killing the enemy raider vehicles that would spawn nearby occasionally, and was starting to save up a small sum of money from quests and selling cargo, despite needing to spend a few hundred every few minutes to refuel and repair. I was hopeful I'd soon have enough for my first truck upgrade, and had even managed to loot a machine gun for my truck that was slightly better than the starting gun.

After some side questing, I returned my focus to the main story quest which required me to return home to father. I was quite low on health at this point, but there was a gas station right around the bend in the direction I needed to go, so I figured I could just flee from any raiders that happened to spawn nearby, like I had done a few times before. Then I could repair at the gas station and be fine.

But no. As I rounded the corner, a cutscene began. A scripted ambush. A bad guy tries to get me to pay him 1000 coins to pass through, and even though I did have the money, my character says no because it's just a cutscene. He orders his men to kill me and the cutscene ends. His vehicle and two other enemy gunners all spawn in right in front of me, and begin immediately shredding me apart. I die in seconds.

I figure, alright that really sucks but I'll just reload I guess. But wait...the only option was to begin a new game. I wondered whether this was meant to be a roguelike? I clicked it and it started from the very beginning, with the cutscene talking to father. I stopped it and just exited out of the game. I was nearing an hour of playtime in this game, and not once was there any quick saving or checkpoints or anything to let me know that all of my progress was going to be lost if I didn't manually save every few minutes. There may be some fun to be had in this game, but with this being my first experience I've completely lost all desire to play it again.
Posted 10 September, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
7.6 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
ended up playing this trash gaem for over 6.5 hours in my first session.
just lost track of time.
i am autistic and getting to organize garbage into neat little stacks makes my brain happy.
please do not release the full version or i will be cooked.
Posted 29 August, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
7.4 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
After collecting some wheat, I was able to mill it into flour only after finding the appropriate building. There was an oven inside the building as well, so I made use of the convenience and began baking some bread. I sat there, twiddling my thumbs, watching the timer countdown for probably 3 or 4 real world minutes (everything was counted down entirely in seconds though for some reason). And as the seconds hit zero, my loaf of bread was finally done. Seed to table and... voila~~
Relishing in the aftermath of my endeavor, I instinctively click on the loaf of bread I've just baked to select it. And my character immediately gobbles it up, gaining no benefit for the fact that he was at full health...
You just can't replace some things, ya know??
Posted 26 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.0 hrs on record
it's a game where you run around a ms paint vomit world with terrible background music, eat pizza and shoot people. then kick their bodies and search the gibs for organs to sell for money you can spend on body augmentations. game makes me dizzy and it looks like garbage so i get nauseous when i play it lol but would recommend.
Posted 8 March, 2023.
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0.3 hrs on record
It's okay. High replayability. It's cool to be able to collect different survivors.

I don't like how they bounce around the maps seemingly at random though. They dart right into the path of my airstrikes and get hurt.
Posted 6 May, 2022.
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3.5 hrs on record
huh mBOOP
Posted 13 December, 2021.
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7 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
It's like someone took Postal 2 and made the plot based around satirical religious humor. Very violent, very stupid, very fun.
Posted 5 December, 2021.
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21 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
It's OK. Definitely hardcore like others are saying, it is a tough game. AI aim is very good and they will seek you out. You can only save if you craft a bedroll and save AT the bedroll, so when you die you may lose a significant amount of progress. Cloth scraps are bright blue and stand out in the snow, but can still be hard to find. The game world itself is pretty bare, aside from the basic enemy camps that are scattered around. There are rabbits and boars to hunt, the boars are quite deadly so you need ammo to kill them from a distance. The enemy detection radius is a little weird, I've been attacked by soldiers while nowhere near a base. They just seem to come find me. There is not too much to do aside from go from enemy base to enemy base to shoot them and loot their chest. I did not try the base building feature, as I got bored after dying for the third time to random soldiers in the middle of a blizzard. This game has potential, and the price is very decent for what it is, but I think I will refund it for now. Still not a bad game though, just not for me in its current state.
Posted 10 November, 2021.
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