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49.7 hrs on record (18.1 hrs at review time)
---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
Posted 17 July, 2020.
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2,787.1 hrs on record (800.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Counter strike is a very good game that requires good game sense and reaction time, it bonds people together. This game has been out for quite awhile and has not died since, i think this game is a very good game, and here are the reasons why.
Firstly, this game could provide you with insane reflexes and game sense, which might come in useful in life unlike science, math, and other subjects taught in school. I agree that we should make counter strike global offensive a subject in the future. It can benefit one insanely well. Game sense and reflexes is essential in life, in any matter, like molecules and protons, it helps electrons and neutrons as well. Bacteria needs game sense as well, when white blood cells sees cancer, their reflexes allows them to react fast enough to get rid of the cancerous cells. This helps a human survive. Like now, there is covid-19 happening and our cells need to have fast reflexes to kill the fast spreading disease. However, this is not the only benefit.
Secondly, counter strike global offensive helps reduce stress and reduce suicide rates, when you play with someone that is not of your skill level, you can destroy them, and feel good about yourself, you can take a break from schools and also play with your friends. This helps humans very well because, people are getting stress from schools and it really affects the people because of the stress, and they need something to hold on to, dont worry there is counter strike global offensive here waiting to support you.
Thirdly, the third advantage is friendship, of course, counter strike global offensive being a 5v5 game requires 5 players on each side, this allows friends to play together and bond people together, and also you get to make new friends, by soloqueuing and this allows your social status to be good, and allow you to make friends easier due to how sociable you are. Your friends might even become your girlfriend or boyfriend.However, there is a downside to counter strike global offensive.
There is one downside which is, cheaters. Due to counter strike global offensive going free, there has been a rise in cheaters, because people could just go into the game and get free access to the files and find ways to make a cheat. Which has led to counter strike global offensive having a prime system and a non prime system. But still even when this happened, there are even cheaters in prime that hides their cheats very well and do not get banned. This is very unfair to those that have paid money to buy prime as people want to play competitively but there are childish ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that use cheats.
However, this can be countered if your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good. So, be good at the game.
Hence, this game should be made a subject.
Posted 2 January, 2020. Last edited 10 October, 2020.
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