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¡CAPTAIN FUTBOL! 4 Jun @ 8:46am 
Dude I feel so cringe but honestly this is how it’ll probably be for the rest of my life and I guess it’s good that my mom accepted it. I just really am attracted to drawings, like genuinely. I’ve only ever felt those stomach butterfly’s of romantic love for drawings. Not even just anime- any cartoon that’s slightly feminine. I had a crush on the milf teapot from beauty and the beast growing up, like they just have to have a female aura idk. It’s not even a replacement for real women or anything, I like them because they aren’t real, because they don’t exist and don’t act like anything in reality and because they have outlines.
AmeerMij 3 Jun @ 3:06pm 
well done :aloypeace:
¡CAPTAIN FUTBOL! 3 Jan @ 11:56am 
It’s 2036. Your mom was an e girl with an onlyfans and your dad is a sadboi guitarist. 98% of the Caucasian male students in school are named Aiden. Every afternoon you come home to check on Mom because she still thinks posting memes about wanting to die are in. She sees you pull out your homework and you sigh. “No, mom. I don’t want to listen to Lo-Fi beats to study and relax to.” She looks mildly disappointed but perks up again. “No horror trap/witch house either,” you interrupt. SadDad walks in and pats you on the back, but not before saying “Aye, fam. You look a little upset, u wanna go get a face tat?”
Spikeeus 28 Oct, 2023 @ 11:38am 
you guys are lame for burning me after i won that for you
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¡CAPTAIN FUTBOL! 10 May, 2023 @ 10:32pm 
this guy loves to hack smh
Und das heißt 6 Nov, 2022 @ 2:25pm 
nice hacks bud.
rorroHlaeRehT 13 Aug, 2022 @ 3:05pm 
nice hacks bud. shotgun to the head and walk away?
Harvestron 12 Jul, 2022 @ 6:49am 
Not sure if this was you--if not, please disregard and sorry for the random comment. I think my team played a round of Hunt against you yesterday where you were underground in a ruined church, having killed the boss, and we were all outside. You downed one of our guys and lit him on fire, eventually we made our way in and killed you.

The reason I'm messaging you is obviously not to gloat--you were 1 v 3 and did a great job. I only hope you watched us after you died, though, because I think we set off every single trap you placed in that basement. We did ultimately manage to survive, but only after 2 or 3 deaths and revives. So, nice work with your insane bunker of death!
¡CAPTAIN FUTBOL! 8 Nov, 2020 @ 8:06pm 
I wish for a world where the chicken could cross the road without being asked its motives.
¡CAPTAIN FUTBOL! 10 Sep, 2020 @ 5:39pm 
Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary. Six is afraid of Seven because he is a damn psychopath.
Eevee? 19 Mar, 2018 @ 1:44pm 
kind mad spirit (or maybe helpless?)
¡CAPTAIN FUTBOL! 22 May, 2017 @ 12:39am 
+rep not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Teabaron 29 Jun, 2015 @ 9:10am 
+rep
.. 26 Jun, 2015 @ 11:34am 
+rep One of the best traders i`ve ever met.
yokuŚ csgoteamup.com 25 Jun, 2015 @ 2:17pm 
+rep good trader
yeah_right 16 Jun, 2015 @ 10:49pm 
+rep best trader
TJSq 30 May, 2015 @ 8:11pm 
You are really nice, thank you so much and if you ever want to play or need anything let me know