Caek
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My Autism speaks all right
My Discord name is the same as my steam name if you REALLY need to message me

Washed up TF2 trader and profiteer. Was proud owner of these rare hats:

Stormy 13th hour Dr. Dapper Topper
Misty Skull Dr. Dapper Topper
Bonzo the All-Gnawing Dr. Dapper Topper
Frostbite Hong Kong Cone
Bonzo the All-Gnawing The Attendant
Amaranthine Prehistoric Pullover
Spellbound Dr. Dapper Topper

Why are you looking at my profile anyways, creep?
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Seia Breeder
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Seia. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would ♥♥♥ in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my ♥♥♥♥ stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll ♥♥♥♥ her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much ♥♥♥ every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Seia as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would ♥♥♥ inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
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Titans Pilot Elvis 10 Feb @ 10:37am 
Sisyphus? More like Sesamus! *turns into a Muppet*
Caek 9 Feb @ 5:41pm 
Hi
hardy. 9 Feb @ 2:48pm 
hello
Titans Pilot Elvis 2 Feb @ 6:15am 
Ayo*
Titans Pilot Elvis 2 Feb @ 6:15am 
Ago mistah white, you're my big balloon
Caek 1 Feb @ 11:45pm 
Jessie I am the big balloon that creaks in the night