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Éotham, Lord of Faerûn 4 Jun @ 3:04pm 
Bonjour à tous bienvenu.e.s à ce cours sur la Paizurie médiévale au temps de l empereur Hannibal
Éotham, Lord of Faerûn 23 May @ 4:48pm 
grounded sex tutorial
Brostoyevsky 28 Mar @ 10:45pm 
Quantified Self is being run with an almost libidinous energy. The dataism itself is starting to develop libidinous, pretty much pornographic attributes. Dataists copulate with data. Now people talk of 'data-sexuals'. They are supposed to be 'adamantly digital' and hold data to be 'sexy'. The digit is moving closer to the phallus.
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Éotham, Lord of Faerûn 2 Nov, 2024 @ 1:12pm 
Yesterday, November 1st 2024; a day which will live in infamy. I was suddenly and deliberately called by Gabe Knight for 6 hours. He was weeping of his lack of rizz. The reason is that it - like every others years- failed his NNN. Gabe, considered by himself as a Sigma Robocop RUINED my daily edging 7 hour session.
Brostoyevsky 27 Oct, 2024 @ 6:44am 
Got captions?
News in all-video no-text format are for the latent and excessively passive.
Brostoyevsky 27 Oct, 2024 @ 6:41am 
Says good morning in Japanese “classes started! Oh hi!! 😁What’s this? This is a death note, you probably don’t know what it is cause you are not otaku like me baka😡. Hey, can you tell me your name? ✍️ I’m joking! I would never write your name, only Paula’s. Heheh I’m just kidding. I would never do something to hurt people. Hhshehhsh 🤪. What?! Where’s Raul-kun??? Eeee his on a holiday to... Cuba heh. Whatever, changing the subject, do you like my lil ears?? 😸 They are so kawai! 🤪What? You don’t like them?? Why not? 🥺You think I’m annoying?!?? I’m not annoying!!😡 My mom said that in the past and never came back. 😢Ok, I’ll go wahhh wahhh 😭
GrosPeters 9 Oct, 2024 @ 6:36pm 
he be knowing where it at cus he be knowing where he at #Future #Drake #275IQ #HipHop
Brostoyevsky 27 Sep, 2024 @ 10:00pm 
Gabriel Knight knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive Gabriel Knight from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where Gabriel Knight is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the Steam. However, Gabriel Knight must also know where it was.
Brostoyevsky 15 Sep, 2024 @ 7:52am 
When will CS2 represent LGBTQIA++ and BIPOC gamers?
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Valve fosters a pro-cis, pro-white, anti-LGBTQIA++/BIPOC community by refusing to acknowledge the hardships of those minority gamers that spend money on the game.
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Never has CS:GO or CS2 had a #PRIDE :LGBT: event or added LGBTQIA++ skins or any cosmetics that promote representation of minority gamers.
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With the recent controversy with Black Myth: Wukong surrounding diversity, one has to wonder if Valve will be the next in the firing line.
Éotham, Lord of Faerûn 3 Sep, 2024 @ 11:40am 
TIMMY GABEN
Éotham, Lord of Faerûn 23 Aug, 2024 @ 1:46pm 
Ah, well done, Chad ! Getting Sage to marry you is quite a feat, especially with your natural talent for bullshitting. If she chose you, it's probably because she saw your potential as king of the jesters, and wanted to have her own clown at home.

But I wish you nothing but the best! With you, she'll never need a Netflix subscription, you must be a permanent source of entertainment, with your low-grade retorts.
Brostoyevsky 10 Aug, 2024 @ 10:00pm 
-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Brostoyevsky 7 Jun, 2024 @ 6:04pm 
If creationism isn't true, why do bananas fit perfect in an ape's hand?
Joleg the NIKKE 28 Apr, 2024 @ 2:38pm 
Gordon Ramsay visited my restaurant. He seemed like he was in a good mood and just wanted a quick meal, but when his order came back to the kitchen we were shocked to see that he wanted eighteen trout and a hammer.
The order ticket wasn't in the handwriting of Carol our waitress, so we think he wrote it himself.

We then heard screaming and our head chef Gabe ran into the back telling us to grab a knife.

Ramsay was nailing the fish to his arms and smacking them together. His jaw unhinged wide enough so that he could vomit out Carol, who he had eaten like a snake. Then he crab-walked up onto the ceiling and dropped an egg sac on the maître d' melting the flesh from his bones.
Ramsay’s eyes had gone red by this point and he uttered in a demonic voice: "WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE". Then he grew to the size of the room, crushing everyone who wasn't lucky enough to get out of the way. We had to close the restaurant after that. Now I know why they call it kitchen nightmares.
Kurse Spitfire 10 Apr, 2024 @ 1:11am 
Hey Man, Just saw your post on the Community Forum for The Forest, if you are looking to play some multiplayer then I am down.
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Éotham, Lord of Faerûn 2 Nov, 2023 @ 2:06pm 
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Éotham, Lord of Faerûn 20 Oct, 2023 @ 2:25am 
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Sputnik 17 Sep, 2023 @ 6:25pm 
Chat seems frozen for some reason. My GPU is GeForce GTX760M (8 years old I think!) It's in a laptop, so I cant' swap it out. Need to get a real computer I guess.
Sputnik 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:37pm 
Thanks for the invite Gabe!
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creepy peepee 9 Aug, 2023 @ 4:35am 
I forbid you to ♥♥♥♥!
creepy peepee 17 Jul, 2023 @ 3:50pm 
My nicknames are like works of modern art. Creepy and ugly.
It's like the lion ate that letter soup and then snacked on the parrot. But the pressure of the fecal matter inside his guts would be greater than the depth to which the Titanic sank and ended up piling the dirty, stinky like a draft dodger's boots mass into their floggers, and what he couldn't shake out of my pants becomes my nickname.
Сringe? Сringe. We're all Сringe. Our world is one big cringe. Sur. Comedy. We just need to learn to be free. And then we will be free of this heavy burden. Или что-то типо того, я хз.
Éotham, Lord of Faerûn 14 Jul, 2023 @ 6:13am 
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Colissimo vous remercie de votre confiance.
Brostoyevsky 30 Jun, 2023 @ 7:44pm 
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Frank Kimono 3 Jun, 2023 @ 4:49am 
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying.The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural.He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Brostoyevsky 1 Jun, 2023 @ 6:52pm 
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Éotham, Lord of Faerûn 25 May, 2023 @ 12:34pm 
great steamname, finally read Friedman
Frank Kimono 17 May, 2023 @ 10:40am 
as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women) i also am very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big
Joleg the NIKKE 8 May, 2023 @ 1:56pm 
Gabe left a very strange review on a game I am creating.
This is the review:
"as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women) i also am very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big."
My game's called Learn to Count and is a game for kids
Éotham, Lord of Faerûn 27 Apr, 2023 @ 2:01pm 
A worthy warrior on Sekiro. I spanked him several times with my spartan hoplite build, which as everyone knows from Deadliest Warrior is stronger than a ninja. :praisesun:
Joleg the NIKKE 22 Apr, 2023 @ 6:25am 
Yo, Gabe, you can't go around calling female genitalia "Growler" anymore. The UN voted on this in 2006, that it was a war crime and nobody should ever refer to it as a "Growler" ever again. I don't know if you are aware of this, but the punishment is death so a hit squad of Jeffrey Epstein clones has most likely been dispatched to your location, but keep in mind there's a pretty good chance the Clintons will take them all out before they reach you. All I'm trying to say here is you can't be throwing out words like "Growler" and expect people to be cool with that.
It's horrible etiquette and you should know better you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥. By the way, I'll have you know that my butt is a growler because I store craft beer inside it.
MikuPriest 18 Apr, 2023 @ 6:44am 
Once upon a time, there was a great warrior named Gabe Knight, who was renowned throughout the lands for their incredible skill and bravery. Gabe Knight is an expert in the art of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cumpoop combat, and is feared by all who oppose him.
Éotham, Lord of Faerûn 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:35am 
Gabe the Knight was a amazing partner for my 20 minutes test of Wolfenstein Youngblood, he perfectly assume the role of my incestual lesbian sister with more gun than a libertarian. Yes I know, the game take place in a third generation totalitarian world so own guns will be impossible, but Gabe has the power of friendship.
Hans. 25 Feb, 2023 @ 5:11pm 
Gabe the Knight is an outstanding person with amazing qualities , He def is the friend you would want in your life , how ever i may have made a mistake without noticing that did hurt his feelings and i feel deep regret about doing it :mhpatchie:
Apologies fair knight <3
creepy peepee 25 Feb, 2023 @ 8:07am 
Yay, now I can finally get in on the chad-sigma-males
Hans. 18 Feb, 2023 @ 2:54pm 
Gabe the knight is cool :-)
creepy peepee 27 Jan, 2023 @ 8:14am 
Gabe the knight combines all chivalrous ideals. Strong, eloquent, and handsome.
He may be an American, but that's a minus. But if we're alone in the shower and I drop the soap unexpectedly, I'm not afraid to bend down to the floor to pick it up. Because I believe in this handsome Sir Knight, not because I have a latent homosexual lurking inside me.
And if anyone disagrees with me, I will personally tell you where and how I met your mother. In my broken and scanty English.
MikuPriest 24 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59pm 
No, Gabe Knight isn't a pedo, he just sees the beauty in little girls. Just because you choose not to see the beauty in little girls, doesn't make him a pedo. You have no right to call Gabe Knight a pedo. You don't know how much that can scar his self esteem. Gabe Knight has jusat as many feelings as you do.

Just because someone can call you a pedo and you take it as a joke, doesn't mean Gabe Knight can, nor should. He is beautiful in every way. If you believe that you have the right to call such a man a pedo, I'm sorry.
MikuPriest 24 Jan, 2023 @ 3:54pm 
Gabe Knight isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Gabe Knight puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. Talented players break records. Genius players breaks records. Gabe Knight breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic. :mhneigh:
Éotham, Lord of Faerûn 1 Jan, 2023 @ 5:14am 
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Éotham, Lord of Faerûn 30 Nov, 2022 @ 9:58am 
Hello my friend, this is a moderator of P-Hub!
We have noticed you haven't logged in for 4 weeks, except for the last 15 minutes. Good job for your succesfull NNN . Since you visited us last time we've updated the sexy sloppy Joe Biden's trap soyboy section with many videos we know you will enjoy. Happy destroy dic december .See you tomorrow ! :emptyfist:
Éotham, Lord of Faerûn 3 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39am 
I'm gonna go back to readin, figure out a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plan.