Bacon bits are much like breasts.
They're better when they're real.
And when I stick them in my mouth,
I love the taste and feel.

I grab a cup a fill it up,
With bacon bits and chives,
'Cause everyone loves bacon bits,
No matter what cup size.

For you TF2 types, I'm willing to trade off my dupes and my crates for weapons that I've yet to own. If it sounds like a deal, thn give em a holler.