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I wish i could dislike profiles....

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Alzheimer's is no joke. My grandfather suffered from Alzheimer's and my dad is starting to shown signs of it. It scares me that I'll most likely head down the same path. But what scares me the most is that I will probably get Alzheimer's. My grandfather suffered from it and my dad is starting to show signs.

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"Hey, there. I'm sure you get approached by men all the time, and I'm equally sure that many of them have witty pickup lines that they use to break the ice and announce their intentions. Well, I briefly considered trying something similar - I even had what I think is a rather entertaining one-liner prepared - but then I realized that you're probably the sort of woman who would appreciate a slightly more meaningful interaction. Obviously, I'm not completely sure of that, because I can't claim to know anything about you as a person... but I would love the opportunity to learn. May I buy you a drink and see if we can start a conversation? Incidentally, I'm rich and I have a penis the size of a paper towel roll. What? No, just the roll. You know, the cardboard tube in the middle? Yes, that. Anyway, what's your name?"