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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 6:37pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 6:40pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 3:44pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 3:44pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2019 @ 8:20pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2019 @ 8:57pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2018 @ 8:02pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 21 May, 2019 @ 11:42pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 3:44pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2019 @ 11:44pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 3:46pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2019 @ 12:36am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2019 @ 10:33pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 10:55pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2018 @ 6:40pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2018 @ 9:21pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2017 @ 8:23pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 7:59pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2017 @ 7:39pm

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2019 @ 10:26pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2017 @ 8:24pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 3:46pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 3:44pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2017 @ 7:39pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2018 @ 7:41pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2019 @ 10:26pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2019 @ 10:08pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2019 @ 10:08pm

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2019 @ 12:27am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 11:02pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 10:48pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 11:02pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 20 May, 2021 @ 8:41pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 18 May, 2020 @ 8:43pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 6:34pm



Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!