Our Father,
Who AWPs in heaven
CS be thy game
Uncase begun, them skins be won,
Covert and not a Mil-Spec.
Give us this day a StatTrak knife,
And forgive us when we rage quit,
As we forgive those who aimbot against us,
And lead us not into scamnation
But undeliver us a Battle Scarred,
Gaben.

Our Gaben in Steam,
Hallowed be your Lordship,
Our Steam may come,
Your CS skins be done,
As Steam as in Valve,
Give us today our daily Skins,
Forgive us our Comp loses,
As we forgive those who lose against us,
Save us from the time of Origin,
And deliver us from EA,
For the Kingdom of Steam, the power of CS and the money are yours,
Now and forever
Gaben is Great.

Our Father,
Who Awps in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy aim,
Thy headshot come, thy damage be done,
On plat as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily noscope and forgive us our wallbangs,
As we forgive those who wallbang against us,
And lead us not into n00b kingdom,
But deliver us from hackers,
For thine is the accuracy, the power, and the $4750 for ever and ever,
Gaben.

In Kazakhstan we have the bang cam. Whoever in the bang cam must bang. One day me and my brother come under the bang cam, later our my anus hang loose like a gandalf beard
- Borat Sagdiyev