<3

Also also, as for my revenge, seeing how you claimed my profile in the name of cows, I get to claim this profile for lunatic Narutards

THIS IS MY HOUSE
MY HOUSE

Also, this is a usernote
UNEXPECTED USERNOTES ARE AWESOME

You just fall to the ground and cry because he makes you realize there are still good things in this world
And you ♥♥♥♥ yourself because you can't even begin to aspire to become a fraction as tremendously amazing as he is
He is to you what a stealth bomber is to a paper airplane
And the stealth bomber is somehow nice enough to shake the paper airplane's hand becau- where the ♥♥♥♥ was I going with this

ANYWAY
I digress
And regress into madness
And depress (you)

I reiterate and conclude with a second "stay mad, nerds"

Behold the strength of this man
his capacity for kindness is infinite
a shining beacon, oh I would slam
my face hard, in his tits
if he had tits which he doesn't and now I lost where I was and ruined whatever this rhyming nonsense was but whatever just understand that if you think you know a bro, you better be staring at this guy because he's like some uber bro made out of smaller bros who all bro'd harder than any bro had every bro'd before

Yes
I used "bro" as a verb
Stay mad, nerds
In fact stay madder because maybe you didn't even know this man yet and your knowledge of not having met this man before up until now is infuriating and depressing
Like knowing that there is still a patch of free land somewhere when you're in a zombie apocalypse scenario, or, that some guy is handing out fuel free of charge and you're in desperate need of some, in that same apocalypse

REMEMBER TO PREDICT, HONEY!