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I could ignore lack of control options. Stupid controls. Awful graphics and music. Ridiculous loading when changing menus.

But I can't ignore the fact that steering wheel doesn't correspond car movement. You steer far left and press Accelerate - car moves FORWARD and then turns left. So what's the point of rotating virtual wheel, if it's not simulating the one in car?
Also car brake works too slow.

Oh my god, no, no, NO. I was sceptical about all that hate towards this game, because hey, game making is hard and takes some time, but after I finally tried it...
I'm lacking words. That's like a game prototype made in 1 day from assets made by somebody else. How long is this in development, 1 year?

Only 2 buttons in main menu work - MP and EXIT. Everything looks awful, friendlist in game overlapping buttons, etc.
I played MP alone, there are few guns, sniper rifle scope doesn't zoom, just adds overlay, you can walk through many obstacles, collisions are awful, there are 2 small maps and they are not even finished! You can walk through some walls, ladders/stairs doesn't work.

Where's parkour? Did they... did they say it's a parkour game, because they put double jump in it and that's all? You can't even jump on everything, because you fall through it. I expected edge grabbing, climbing, basic stuff.

Look what they have done in September after another game revival! LOOK!
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/games/346370/announcements/detail/74662325830391549
"Added ability to go back to main menu from lobby menu so you can now exit the game"

It's a scam, don't buy it.

EDIT: this game in a nutshell - screenshot http://i.imgur.com/EG9KAlj.png

Ok, that's it. I just tried to make game screenshot, because all 4 of us managed to get to harder part of level, but when I pressed F12 game CRASHED.

This title has potential, if it was on Early Access it would deserve recomendation, but now?
Here are things that are in my opinion UNACCEPTABLE for a "finished" Steam game:

- buggy, sometimes cannons stop shooting, game doesn't recognize that you finished level, taking screenshot for some reason clears level blood or even crashes game
- NO KEY BINDING CONFIGURATION AT ALL and moving with arrows on my keyboard is not comfortable
- only XBox controller is supported, I tried using emulator x360ce and it doesn't work
- on game chat you can't use special characters such as question mark - why?
- it's hard to find online games, because:
.......1) list shows both passworded and open games and you can't filter it
.......2) most open games are impossible to join, because you get "timed out" error, also game doesn't ping such rooms, most pinged (so I assume working) rooms are password protected, very few open games are pinged and working
.......3) there's no refresh button on list, to do it you have to go back and open online menu again
- with 4 players in game, most of the time you die, because somebody jumped on you, people often do it on purpose, it's irrtating

http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=467906215

I guess it won't surprise you that I think this game is frustrating. But the problem is, it's not dying or difficulty that is causing it, but lack of features and bugs. This game is not finished and I can't recommend it.
Just look on game forum and see how many people got problems with it. And it's a title from 2013.

I'm not even gonna comment on technical side of this "game", because it would be kicking dead.
What is this even about? How to be a stupid girl? You go on a party where you almost don't know anybody, get "wasted" and when your only so called "friend" shows up, she doesn't stay with you.

What's this "game" is missing are actual choices, it can't be a game when you don't have any control over what's happening. Let me just stick with friends, drink only some beer and don't talk to creeps, like what normal people would do, more thinking and less getting wasted to the point of loosing control.

Sorry, I would mark it as spoilers, but Freshmen Year is like PowerPoint presentation with few slides.

That's not how you do it. And that's not how you make games.

Beginning is awesome, game looks beautiful, you discover new items, resources. Then everything gets repetitive, there's not even a point in opening "treasure" chest, there is same ♥♥♥♥ everywhere. Base building would be awesome if it only had ANY sense. You just swim from one part of the map to the other, discover some big, awfully projected bases and almost never return to the one base you built. And all you need in them is 1 room with crafting tables, maybe second with plants if you really want them, but you could just eat fish.

I stopped playing it some time ago, but today I wanted to finish it, so I could uninstall it and throw in a corner. I found last 2 pieces of submarine, mined some crystals (what are these even for?? there's no use for them), went on forums to check if there is anything more to do (no, there isn't) or I can just travel to surface and finish this. Then other program on my PC minimized game, when I tried maximizing it again - can't do that. Impossible. Had to task kill it. Of course game didn't save.
So I say screw this crap and screw this lazy dev.

If you're wondering whether you should buy it or not - it's pretty funny shooter, definitely worth it's price, especially on sale. But the real reason I'm writing this review - maps sucks, they are awful.

WarZ is almost a good game compared to this thing.

There are many zombie types here - mutant zombie, big zombie, schoolgirl zombie... Auschwitz prisoner zombie... nazi zombie... devil zombie... Buddha zombie... Very realistic apocalyptic world.

It's ♥♥♥♥, really, nothing more worth to add. I like that Steam opens for more indie games, but this one shouldn't be sold.

I can't believe people like this game! It's terrible console port and game was clearly made for casual console gamers. Even game menu is terrible - they had to think really hard, how to make it that bad and unusable.
Graphics on maximum are awful, there are not many resolution settings, and what's funny, to enter option you have to first click Settings and then a menu shows... with only 1 option which is "OPTIONS", why? Same when you try to start the game - "You are attempting to run the game. Do you really want it? 1) Yes, start the game 2) No"

Human character looks like actor from a cheap movie, fortunately you can change that.
Dialogues are written very poorly, like game target was 10 yo children.
Controlling game with mouse is irritating - Y axis is less sensitive than X.
There are crates every-freaking-where, that you can destroy to get loot. It's like collecting beans in HARRY POTTER.
When you run out of HP, your character starts crouching and enemies ignore you, even when you follow them.
There are tons of invisible walls - 1 step of stairs, but approached from wrong way? NO PASSAGE! Some rocks half of your height blocking the path - NO WAY.

I'm a big LOTR fan and it's sad that most LOTR games are pure ♥♥♥♥. I don't know why people accept how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game is. They give it a big + just because it's about Middle-Earth? Please don't do this, you are the reason they keep making such ♥♥♥♥♥♥ games.