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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:09pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:38am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:11am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:25am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:00am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:16pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:25am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:35am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:17pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:43am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:00am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:55am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:15am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:27am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:00pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:18am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:57pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:24am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:12am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:15am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:36am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:39am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:15am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:19am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:00am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:48am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:36pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:29am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:44am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:38am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:43am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:11am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 11:04am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:25am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:36pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:55am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:12am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:58am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:49pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:40am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:01am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:21pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:57am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:41am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:38am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:59am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:45am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:31am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:34am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:56am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 10:55am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:11am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:47am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:00am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:16am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:00am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:32am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 5:26am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:57am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:03pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 5:41am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 11:21am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:27am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:04am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 6:50am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:12am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:09am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:44am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:47pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:01am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:01pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 10:12am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:34am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:17am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:23am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 10:05am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:45am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:36am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 7:12am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 4:37am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 3:52pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 9:20am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 2:23pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 5:41am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 5:42am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 7:06am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 1:59am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 4:48am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:13am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:11am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:48pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 2:28pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:35am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:32am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:07am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 4:33am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 11:09am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 9:49am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:01am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:09pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:11am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:11am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:12am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:13am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:13am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:11am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:11am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:14am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:11am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:11am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:11am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2023 @ 6:11am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+10

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