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1 person found this review funny
5.5 hrs on record
This game is too simple, too easy, too potential. Things collide, the devil is in the details, and Saturn doesn't even have rings anymore!

(Technically true).
Posted 3 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
28.7 hrs on record
This game is really well designed but attracts bad customers. It hearkens on quantum physics (think fiber bundles in differential calculus) to depict a love of (spoiler:) requisition.

There is no fire, but the sky is read.

There is no bride, but the stars are lit.
Posted 3 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record
Good for a first pass. Bad replay value. Clever and short.
Posted 8 June, 2024.
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336.3 hrs on record
I severed my left thumb extensor ligament playing this game because of a bone bur I got when I fractured my wrist snowboarding because of bullying and peer pressure.
Posted 20 March, 2024.
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0.1 hrs on record
You just know the game designer is making grotesque assumptions about others when you get stuck in the game because it's designed poorly or bugged.
Posted 20 March, 2024.
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2.5 hrs on record
High-budget rally simulator. The music is emo trash and ruins the experience of racing on a raw dirt road in a machine.
Posted 20 March, 2024. Last edited 23 September, 2024.
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2.8 hrs on record
Horrifying Northern European folklore brought to life through vivid animation and serene artwork. JUMP SCARE WARNING.
Please enjoy.
Posted 12 March, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record
This isn't even a game. There's just a mountain that you don't interact with.
Posted 27 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.0 hrs on record
This game is a work of art.
Posted 9 January, 2024.
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1.2 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
This game is amazing. The atmosphere has returned. Unfortunately, this game is a job simulator, and I'm already too lazy to not mooch off the system. Customers are a very unpleasant thing. The protagonist technically works in retail. So this game is, technically, a retail simulator. All the atmosphere can be otherwise dashed against the wall, for that one fact.

Good luck.
Posted 22 December, 2023. Last edited 20 March, 2024.
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