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Jess   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
i may be cringe, but i am free
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That's a nice boulder
Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. (laughs) Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (toilet flush)
Favorite Game
200
Hours played
26
Achievements
Recent Activity
25 hrs on record
last played on 29 Mar
5.9 hrs on record
last played on 29 Mar
61 hrs on record
last played on 20 Mar
._.alice 10 Mar @ 12:52pm 
-rep fake goth
XxlChristylxX 10 Mar @ 12:51pm 
+rep, only pretends to be emo on the weekends
._.alice 10 Mar @ 12:51pm 
-rep, they don't shower enough
Dorime 21 Nov, 2020 @ 6:54am 
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Dorime 21 Nov, 2020 @ 6:52am 
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Dorime 21 Nov, 2020 @ 6:51am 
What did the horse say after it tripped? “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”