IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️

Well, I guess I should start at the beginning. Arizona "Golden Star" Spreadly is an elusive fugitive, seen tromping through several Texan cities; Uvalde, Austin, and most recently Del Rio. He's dipped his long spindly fingers into many different pies, and is known to the state of Texas to be a serial adulterer, drug peddler, and brutal animal abuser. His rap sheet would reach to your dern knees. His most disturbing fascination is with small animals, and he's known to flay them and wear their skins, his preferred targets being bunnies and foxes. He's been shot multiple times by law enforcement but has eluded capture for years, and experts credit his survival to a 'protective layer of blubber and thick skin'. Despite constant attempts by local law enforcement to take him down, his reign of terror seems to be unending and his wrath upon local woodland creatures has only increased. If you've seen this menace, please report him to 708-310-1826 at once.

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this profile because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls pic. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big♥♥♥♥♥♥you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

I have a neighbor who is a methamphetamine addicted trucker. We frequently have problems with noise, the smell of feces, and him screaming that he has a "prolapsed anus". Well the other day amazon delivered his package to our doorstop while we were on vacation. As soon as we got home we brought the package to him, but it had got rained on so we apologized. He was furious. He kept calling us the n word (we are white and so is he),. He screamed that he would "♥♥♥♥ on the graves of our ancestors" and that he would "stab us to death". We promptly went home and called 911. He then broke down our door, pulled his pants down and began having diarrhea everywhere, I mean like a lot. He's scuffling around doing this crabwalk ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ everywhere, then he climbs atop the baby carriage, squats, and ♥♥♥♥♥ on the baby. The police got there and arrested him. am i overeacting?

Really love this guy, one of my greatest friends. Us two furries always get along. Me and Golden always watch Pyrocynical while doomscrolling through twitter, sending each other BBW furry vore any time we came across such a post. For my birthday, he gifted me Furry Love and Furry Love 2, got all achievements in those. Only Golden would know that I would've played those games to completion. I feel like this guy really gets me.

i am NOT gay. I am NOT GAY! DON'T you ***EVER!*** call me **GAY** AGAIN!!!!!

What kind of person just calls another person GAY??? OUT OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOWHERE?????!?!??!?!!?!?

I inform you that I have partaken in ***ROUGH*** HETERONORMATIVE

***SEX***
with MORE WOMEN than *ANY* OF YOU EVER WILL!!!

**I. AM. NOT. GAY.**